Famous Quotes & Sayings

Red Barber

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

Robert Smith

Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire.

Walt Whitman

Judging from the main portions of the history of the world, so far, justice is always in jeopardy.

Rod Laver

The roughest thing I ever said to an umpire was, 'Are you sure?'

Ty Cobb

The best recommendation for an umpire in the old days was: "He licked somebody in the Three-I League. He ought to do.

Michael Coleman

I never thought I would say this, but I can't wait until we get the (regular) umpires back. We still have to play ball.

Nick Nolte

I had to get some real ballplayers and real umpires to give instructions,

Mordecai Richler

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn.

Johnny Evers

My favorite umpire is a dead one.

Tyler Perry

I don't cook, so my favorite dish to prepare is something on the takeout menu.

Rick Hoffman

Breaking Bad is one of my favorite shows, of all time.

Rian Johnson

All my favorite movies are somebody else's least favorite movie.

Tori Amos

My favorite saying is, 'If it's too loud, turn it up.'

Zig Ziglar

My favorite writers are all Jews - David, Solomon, Matthew, Mark - well, you get the picture.

Kellan Lutz

[My favorite scientist] Michio Kaku. He deals with wormholes. Check him out. He's great.

Kathy Freston

My favorite meal is I'll make like a three-bean soup and I freeze half of it. But I'm also a big fan of meat alternatives, so I can still have my chicken and mashed potatoes and green beans, but I just have the chicken from a plant-based thing.

Kate DiCamillo

My favorite food is deep-fried ravioli. I always get that every year.

Mark Indelicato

Angelina Jolie is my favorite. I've never met her before, but I just know she's amazing.