Famous Quotes & Sayings

Vincent Creel

The cadaver dogs are due in this afternoon.

Steve Alford

People who come for the dogs come here primarily to eat, drink and have a good time,

Connie Guthrie

Our dogs have traveled all over the country.

Anthony Curtis

People that have the hot dog stand already set up don't want to see another one set up around the corner,

Matt Hasselbeck

People dog the Seahawks because there's not history here, but there is. Obviously, it doesn't go back as far as the Redskins or Packers or teams like that, but there's history here.

Larry Adams

People got the right to know they live next door to a dog that's declared dangerous.

Scott Gibbs

Normally I don't want do more than eight dogs a day, ... It's better to make an appointment, but walk-ins are welcome from 8 a.m. until 10 a.m.

Lisa Waugaman

Oh, you had a shepherd? Great dog, great dogs.

Houssaye Houssaye

The more I see of dogs the less I think of men

Daniel Woodrell

Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid.

Arthur Conan Doyle

I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.

Art Buchwald

People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even

Elaine Stritch

The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know?

Kara Walker

Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing.

Arthur Conan Doyle

We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous.

Bob Costas

Any good broadcast, not just an Olympic broadcast, should have texture to it. It should have information, should have some history, should have something that's offbeat, quirky, humorous, and where called for it, should have journalism, and judiciously it should also have commentary. That's my ideal.

Dennis Ritchie

The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card.

Don Rogers

I should have taken my loss, and so that was a really dumb thing to do, ... timed out.

Jeff Rowe

Dumb, dumb, ... It was a dumb interception and then B.J. and I had a little miscommunication.

Irving Berlin

Folks are dumb where I come from They ain't had any learnin' Still they're happy as can be Doin' what comes natur'ly

Travis Dotterer

We had some dumb fouls and you can't let a team shoot that many more free throws than you.

Adam Morrison

You guys have got to be dumb if you don't think they were talking trash (too).

Orson Scott Card

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth:"Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

Tom Jackson

I spoke to him Sunday, and I said, 'Get out of there, you dumb idiot,' ... I told him to at least go to the Superdome, but turns out he was smart enough not to do that.

Andy Borowitz

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

Drew Curtis

The 'wisdom of the crowds' is the most ridiculous statement I've heard in my life. Crowds are dumb.