Famous Quotes & Sayings

Stephen Colbert

I don't perceive my role as a newsman at all. I'm a comedian from stem to stern. You can cut me open and count the rings of jokes.

Stephen Hess

Had this been handled expeditiously, quickly, it might have been a story on the style page, or limited to the late night comedians and the cartoonists. There's simply no question they fumbled this one.

Rob Brydon

If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life.

Will Ferrell

It would be great to be able to follow in the footsteps of Bill Murray. I really respect his ability as a comedian, obviously, but even more so as an actor.

Paul Rudd

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

Kevin Nealon

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

Judd Apatow

I have to make good things so good comedians want to talk to me.

Kathy Griffin

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

Kristen Wiig

I don't know if I even consider myself a comedian really - I do comedic acting in some films and dramatic in others.

Steven Saunders

He wanted to know why he couldn't remember things.

Walter Price

He remembers I took him to Carmichael two years ago. I don't remember.

Rosaleen Tallon

It is all wrong in its symbolism. I look up to the sky to remember him. I will never go down.

Lofa Tatupu

What do I remember about that play? That it was long.

Rick Moore

We've got to remember who got us here.

Rekalin Sims

He was rubbing it in our faces. We remember that. We've got something for him.

S. Truett Cathy

I'd like to be remembered as one who kept my priorities in the right order.

Denise Moore

He never remembers us together. This is the only time he remembers me is in prison.

Richard Paul Evans

In the end, we all lose it. Remember that. In the end, we own nothing.

Warren Buffett

The smarter the journalists are, the better off society is.

Lucy Dalglish

I know a journalist when I see one.

Adnan Dulaimi

The journalist was trying to meet me when she was kidnapped.

Bernard Goldberg

Don't pretend to be a journalist if you're not a journalist.

Jeff Jarvis

This is really the first time since William Randolph Hearst that a young journalist can think like an entrepreneur.

Brigitte Boisselier

I amused myself playing with the journalists.

Mario Balotelli

I don't like journalists and I hardly ever talk to them.

Rik Mayall

It's difficult for me, to look into eyes of a journalist and trust him to present it as you say.

Jane Pauley

I am not one of the great journalists of my time.