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zoos kids men
Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me. Rodney Dangerfield
zoos believe thinking
...people who believe in God think God has put human beings on earth because they think human beings are the best animal, but human beings are just an animal and they will evolve into another animal, and that animal will be cleverer and it will put human beings into a zoo, like we put chimpanzees and gorillas into a zoo. Or human beings will all catch a disease and die out or they will make too much pollution and kill themselves, and then there will only be insects in the world and they will be the best animal. Mark Haddon
zoos tea watches
[On public events attended by royalty:] It was the usual 'zoo tea.' You know, we eat - the others watch. Princess Margaret
zoos believe animal
I believe that the best way to create good living conditions for any animal, whether it's a captive animal living in a zoo, a farm animal or a pet, is to base animal welfare programs on the core emotion systems in the brain. My theory is that the environment animals live in should activate their positive emotions as much as possible, and not activate their negative emotions any more than necessary. If we get the animal's emotions rights, we will have fewer problem behaviors... All animals and people have the same core emotion systems in the brain. Temple Grandin
zoos team father
This really isn't a game we really should be proud of. This game is liking taking your kids to the zoo. You're supposed to take your kids to the zoo. You're a father. So a team like that, we're supposed to beat them like this. Shaquille O'Neal
zoos glasses airports
They used to have a smoking section at most airports. No more. They now have these glass-encased rooms. You're not just a smoker, you're an example to other people. You're an exhibit at a futuristic zoo. Marc Maron
zoos elephants ideas
The whole idea of being in captivity in such limited space, especially in a zoo, causes elephants to suffer. They develop all kinds of foot diseases. They die. They get cysts. Not only is it painful, it eventually kills them. Lily Tomlin
zoos media upset
I'm less upset with politicians than [with] the media. I feel like politicians ? the way I explain it, is when you go to a zoo and a monkey throws feces, it's a monkey. But when the zookeeper is standing right there and he doesn't say, 'Bad monkey' ? somebody's gotta be the zookeeper. Jon Stewart
zoos jobs thinking
If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it's not politics - and this is, I think, probably a horrible analogy - but I look at politicians as, they are doing what inherently they need to do to retain power. Their job is to consolidate power. When you go to the zoo and you see a monkey throwing poop, you go, 'That's what monkeys do, what are you gonna do?' But what I wish the media would do more frequently is say, 'Bad monkey.
elephants trying rooms
I am trying to call attention to the elephant in the room that everybody is too polite - or too devout - to notice: religion, and specifically the devaluing effect that religion has on human life. Richard Dawkins
elephants nervous harpies
Ella is nervous,” the harpy muttered from her perch on the railing. “The elephant. The elephant is watching Ella. Rick Riordan
elephants water looks
I look after those who look after me." He smacks his lips, stares at me, and adds, "I also look after those who don't." - Sara Gruen (Water for Elephants) Sara Gruen
elephants goes-on normalcy
Life goes on with fragile normalcy.
elephants car bigs
Elephants are VERY BIG. Motor cars go quickly. Wyndham Lewis
elephants
What is true for E. coli is also true for the elephant. Jacques Monod
elephants government states
Dealing with the State Department is like watching an elephant become pregnant. Franklin D. Roosevelt
elephants moved process sanctuary scenario soon wish work
The best-case scenario is that the organizations can work cooperatively, that elephants can be moved as stress-free as possible, and they can get to the sanctuary as soon as possible, ... I'm not as enthusiastic about this process as I wish I could be. Carol Buckley
elephants tree uprooting
Yes, I could see these enormous elephants, whose trunks were tearing down large boughs, and working in and out the trees like a legion of serpents. I could hear the sounds of the mighty tusks uprooting huge trees! Jules Verne
ideas influence outcome time wants
He could influence the outcome of the race. If he does have any ideas he wants to see advanced, this is the time to do it.
ideas ton
There are still a ton of mom-and-pops out there that come up with new ideas and new niches.
ideas job main perform start
Here we'd like to think they can start to think about the ideas we're teaching, but their main job is to perform on the field. George Foster
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The purpose of the newsletter is to supply the reader with a reliable supply of seeds made up of proven motivational ideas and strategies that can be immediately put to use.
ideas respond
I think they will respond to our ideas in Shanghai,
ideas potential transform
It is one of the more interesting ideas that has come up of late. And one that I think has the potential to really transform the way we play with the Web. Rob Enderle
ideas promise way
You and I are meant to be. It's the only thing I'm absolutely sure of. And while I have no idea what to expect, I promise I'll do whatever it takes to find my way back. Carl Jung
ideas whatever
We make a lot of what is in here ourselves. We make the wreaths and the swags and whatever ideas that we can come up with.
ideas precede
Ideas precede reform. If you can't think it, you can't say it and you can't do it. Newt Gingrich