Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jason Schwartzman

He just nailed it, ... I don't know how he nailed it; that's why he's Steve Martin ... he's a scientist of the heart, or something.

William Faulkner

When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me.

Jim Roche

The Lockheed Martin team is the winner on a best-value basis,

Martin Short

What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.

Sean Connery

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

James Thurber

One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.

Gina Jones

Martin was Martin. We all have moods, ups and downs, but he is still Martin.

Jack Roush

Martin said yesterday. ''I will give anything I can to repay that. I'm going to do whatever I can to help, with one limitation: It's only on the 6.

Gina Jones

Martin didn't even have a chance. They picked on him so much, 'til they murdered my baby.

PewDiePie

I'm not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.

James Rosenquist

Nothing weighs on me. I don't feel any weight.