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All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years. Sarah Palin
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Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest. Willard Scott
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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Caroline Rhea
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English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Matt Groening
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Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
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The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. Milton Berle
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If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. Muhammad Ali
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The best part about being alone is that you really don't have to answer to anybody. You do what you want. Justin Timberlake
hilarious sarcastic funny-life
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. George Ade
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I believe that curiosity, wonder and passion are defining qualities of imaginative minds and great teachers; that restlessness and discontent are vital things; and that intense experience and suffering instruct us in ways that less intense emotions can never do. Kay Redfield Jamison
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I was like, 'I can't believed I missed that.' It was a one-in-a-million that I'd miss that. That goal could have taken us to OT. I wanted to win this one. I'm so bummed out right now. This one was tougher than our last lost to them. We had our chances, and that's what kills me. We had more chances. Alex Guerrero
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I was lucky to get away from that with only a few small injuries, ... The next day I looked at the car and just couldn't believe I had survived it.
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Knowing these individuals as I do, I believe them,
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Knoxville brought a tough team to town last night and we wrestled the best we could under the circumstances. There were some very high points for us and we made some big strides in a few weight classes. A few of our boys still need to learn better position and mat sense, but that comes with time. Time is running short for this year, but I believe we are seeing things at this stage of the season that were not here last year.
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Kiss me as if you made believe You were not sure this eve, How my face, your flower, had pursed It's petals up ... Robert Browning
believe kids practice
Kids believe practice makes perfect. It doesn't. It makes permanent. Mike Jarvis
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I wouldn't say it's scientifically an absolute, but I believe it personally from my experience in the lottery.
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I wouldn't say I'm going to quit modeling and become an actress, especially because I can't do that because I have contracts, but I definitely enjoyed it. I wouldn't call myself an actress, but I at the same time, if there is an opportunity... I believe in taking chances and living your life. Gisele Bundchen
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Are vampires kinky? I didn't know. Roger Ebert
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She's a sort of human vampire-bat P. G. Wodehouse
vampire want week
I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks. Kristen Stewart
vampire diaries depth
Some of my favorite moments from The Vampire Diaries were from season 3. I found the storyline between Stefan and Klaus to be extremely compelling. It was a friend/foe type friendship, rooted in depth that took us back to the 1920s. Paul Wesley
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As everybody knows, chicks dig the vampires.
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You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer? Rachel Caine
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Shane - "Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.
vampire boots bunnies
As she turned to concentrate on the portal, Eve tugged on Claire's shirt. "What?" "Ask him where he got the boots." "You ask." Personally, Claire wanted the vampire bunny slippers.
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I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week.