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My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. Anthony Jeselnik
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I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! Dave Attell
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To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship. Robert Harris
girlfriend army darkness
Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints. Rick Riordan
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When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath. Tom Cullen
girlfriend three reason-why
In any relationship that comes to an end, there's never just a baseline reason why. You say, 'Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.' Someone says, 'Why?' You say, 'Well, you got three hours? And then maybe after I tell you my version, you've got to talk to her. Michael Rapaport
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I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. Jens Lehmann
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I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who's friends with him. He had his girlfriend at the time with him, that Melania with him. He said, 'Hey guys, if you work hard and be successful, you'll get one of these.' I'll never forget that. And now he's married to her. Jason Spezza
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! Greg Giraldo
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I'm not a huge TV person, but when I do watch, it's always after the fact because I like to binge watch. Alia Shawkat
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The facts on the ground. We still don't have that many people in Iraq we can go to and get information that makes sense. Marc Gerecht
facts truth
The facts are the facts, ... The truth never changes. Scott Brown
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In fact, a large majority of those have died and of those expected to die of AIDS, as well as of those who are infected with the virus, are in sub-Saharan Africa. Claudio Hummes
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The Register of Knowledge of Fact is called History . Thomas Hobbes
facts vicious fortune
Fact be vertuous, or vicious, as Fortune pleaseth Thomas Hobbes
facts tongue native
Facts are God’s native tongue. Michael Dowd
facts good hard people required speak
I would be remiss as treasurer if I did not speak out. This is an annually required report. The facts are hard and, unfortunately, not good for the people of California, Phil Angelides
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I would be interested to know what their maintenance plan is, ... I'd love to review the facts of this case. John Sevier
paradox
Paradoxes are the only truths. George Bernard Shaw