Famous Quotes & Sayings

William Shatner

I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes, tossed like a salad.

Roger Goodell

The one thing I would hope would go on my tombstone is, 'I made my parents proud.'

Vladimir Lenin

Bah, tombstones are only good for pigeons to sit on

Rodney Dangerfield

I don't get no respect

Will Rogers

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.'

Yul Brynner

When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it written, 'I have arrived.' Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.

Walter Winchell

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

Rudyard Kipling

And the end of the fight is tombstone white with the name of the late deceased, and the epitaph drear, "A Fool lies here who tried to hustle the East."

M. Wolfe

I would think he's worth it. They might not.

Jim Edmonds

I think it might be why I struggled in the World Series,

Ozzie Guillen

He did it all today. He might be in the lineup tomorrow.

Bryan Smolinski

(Hasek) was the reason we won. It was really tough taking those penalties in the first seven minutes, but then we got one at the end and that might have taken the wind out of their sails.

Stephanie Mills

Onstage, you can be anything you want to be. In concert, I might project a different side of myself, but I wouldn't do anything I'd be embarrassed of.

Alphonso Jackson

have come to realize they might not go back to New Orleans.

Charles Fisher

Here's what a typical week might look like,

Michael Devine

He said you should never do anything like that until after the person's dead, because you never know what kind of foolishness they might get into,

Dale Tallon

He's down now, but he might be back tomorrow.

Richard D. James

Well, I just bought a massive bank and I've moved into it on my own.

Tori Amos

Well, I have a lot of food references in my work.

Rod Stewart

Well, I've got nothing to hide. Absolutely nothing.

W. C. Fields

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse.

Rick Riordan

Well that was sucktastic

Ronald Reagan

You and I are told increasingly we have to choose between left or right. Well, I'd like to suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There's only an up or down.

Robert Jordan

Dance well with a woman, and she's halfway yours.

Kurt Cobain

I'm not well-read, but when I read, I read well.

Khalil Gibran

You are far, far greater than you know - and all is well.