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ducks six sun
There are six ducks out here, and they all want Sun Chips! Mitch Hedberg
ducks example professors
Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example? Richard Russo
ducks mad doubt
We're still at a point where women [directors] aren't allowed to be mad visionaries. We have to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that we're responsible, that we can handle it, that we've got all our ducks in a row . . . most women who direct always come in on budget, always come in on schedule, and if they were wild and irresponsible it would not be put down to brilliance, but to a general flakiness. Sarah Polley
ducks bread opinion
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
ducks skins doorways
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I'd sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn't see all that, you know. I'd clean fish up there and all. Phil Robertson
ducks together dynasty
Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together. Si Robertson
ducks upset daffy-duck
Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister? Errant Student: I'm on my way to get one now. PP: But you can't be in the hall without a pass. ES: I know, I'm so upset. That's why I need to hurry, so I can get a pass. Principal Principal pauses with a look on his face like Daffy Duck's when Bugs is pulling a fast one. PP: Well, hurry up, then, and get that pass. Laurie Halse Anderson
ducks arses wanted
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse Karl Pilkington
ducks forth pleasure shirts wearing
For me, it's just a pleasure to be out in the community wearing my Ducks logo on shirts and hats and so forth in representing the team. Henry Samueli
laughing softer speaking supposed
Being Asian where you're supposed to be more quiet and softer and I was always getting reprimanded for laughing to loud or speaking to loudly. Kelly Hu
laughing people upset
I have always been a Laugher, disturbing people who are not laughers, upsetting whole audiences at theatres... I laugh, that's all. I love to laugh. Laugher to me is being alive. I have had rotten times, and I have laughed through them. Even in the midst of the very worst times I have laughed. William Saroyan
laughing people being-thankful
I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and have the most amazing friends. But, I am mostly thankful for Spanx. Whitney Cummings
laughing wish cry
Sometimes you'll laugh. Sometimes you'll cry. Life never tells us, the when's or why's. When you've got friends, to wish you well. You'll find your point when. You will exhale. Whitney Houston
laughing people lines
I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't know whether to laugh or not, and I love that comedy. Walton Goggins
laughing guy comedy
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh. Wanda Sykes
laughing people rewards
I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
laughing lasts firsts
He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place. Rodney Dangerfield
laughing study picks
They could read him, they could study him, they could pick him apart, but they couldn't laugh or be sad with him.... Roberto Bolano