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witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witty cutting winning
HENRY: Now it is necessary to court her, and win her, and put on this clean dressing gown, and cut my various nails, and drink something that will kill the millions of germs in my mouth, and say something flattering, and be witty and bonny, and hale and kinky, all just to ease this wrinkle in the groin. It seems a high price. Donald Barthelme
witty time watches
The days of the digital watch are numbered. Tom Stoppard
witty truth honesty
It is better to be quotable than to be honest. Tom Stoppard
witty mad people
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone. Tina Fey
witty fun sake
What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it. Tim Ferriss
witty book writing
Being a journalist is good if you want to write books: it teaches you to get beyond the blank screen. My books have been described as froth, but there's scope to be witty and ironic about everything in life. Sophie Kinsella
witty writing ends
I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh" Shahrukh Khan
witty children clever
A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the graces, and the love he feels for him puts a blindfold over his eyes so that he does not see his defects but considers them signs of charm and intelligence and recounts them to his friends as if they were clever and witty. Miguel de Cervantes
husband knows primarily register women
Primarily it's women who will come in and say, 'These are the things that I am wanting, and I want to register for them so when my husband comes in he knows what I want,' Linda Hall
husband cake faces
She glanced across to where Tilly and her brand new husband were posing for photographs, Tilly fluttering a fan coquettishly in front of her face. 'Unfortunately I didn't realise there was a French Revolutionary theme.' 'The Marie-Antoinette thing?' said Dexter. 'Well at least we know there'll be cake. David Nicholls
husband blood may
A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood Amy Levy
husband hands feet
Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to draw his dagger, but Regan pulled him away. "You've just won a kingdom, my duke, killing vermin is a servant's task. Leave the bitter fool stew in his own bile." She wanted me. It was clear. Christopher Moore
husband men ask-me
Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone. Anna Held
husband fall men
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. Daniel Tosh
husband men best-of-me
No worse a husband than the best of men. William Shakespeare
husband littles ants
Forbear, thou great good husband, little ant. Richard Lovelace
husband divorce law
Under Tunisian law, a woman can divorce her husband. Total equality. Rashid al-Ghannushi
science mathematical-logic ideas
All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. Bertrand Russell
science deities evolution
Midway from Nothing to the Deity! Edward Young
science lines way
A line is not made up of points. ... In the same way, time is not made up parts considered as indivisible 'nows.' Part of Aristotle's reply to Zeno's paradox concerning continuity. Aristotle
science two fire
For any two portions of fire, small or great, will exhibit the same ratio of solid to void; but the upward movement of the greater is quicker than that of the less, just as the downward movement of a mass of gold or lead, or of any other body endowed with weight, is quicker in proportion to its size. Aristotle
science
Science has become politicized, and that's an embarrassment. Seth MacFarlane
science men doe
A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. Stephen Jay Gould
science reality thinking
Pure logical thinking cannot yield us any knowledge of the empirical world. All knowledge of reality starts from experience and ends in it. Albert Einstein
science theory
It is the theory which decides what we can observe Albert Einstein
science reality eternity-of-life
One cannot help but be in awe when [one] contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. Albert Einstein