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girlfriend stupidity want
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. Anthony Jeselnik
girlfriend sometimes said
I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! Dave Attell
girlfriend years sides
To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship. Robert Harris
girlfriend army darkness
Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints. Rick Riordan
girlfriend flower valentine
When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath. Tom Cullen
girlfriend three reason-why
In any relationship that comes to an end, there's never just a baseline reason why. You say, 'Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.' Someone says, 'Why?' You say, 'Well, you got three hours? And then maybe after I tell you my version, you've got to talk to her. Michael Rapaport
girlfriend years insulting
I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. Jens Lehmann
girlfriend fun real
I get cast gay a fair amount throughout my life. It's not the first time. Matt [Letscher] was kind of like, 'Jeff, um, I'm gonna pretend this is real easy and not a problem, but I've never done this at all.' And so you know, we were awkward for a while. And then he said, 'Let's go for it. Come on. I'm gonna pretend you're my girlfriend, my wife. Here we go.' And we had a lot of fun. Jeff Perry
girlfriend hard-work successful
I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who's friends with him. He had his girlfriend at the time with him, that Melania with him. He said, 'Hey guys, if you work hard and be successful, you'll get one of these.' I'll never forget that. And now he's married to her. Jason Spezza
husband knows primarily register women
Primarily it's women who will come in and say, 'These are the things that I am wanting, and I want to register for them so when my husband comes in he knows what I want,' Linda Hall
husband cake faces
She glanced across to where Tilly and her brand new husband were posing for photographs, Tilly fluttering a fan coquettishly in front of her face. 'Unfortunately I didn't realise there was a French Revolutionary theme.' 'The Marie-Antoinette thing?' said Dexter. 'Well at least we know there'll be cake. David Nicholls
husband blood may
A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood Amy Levy
husband hands feet
Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to draw his dagger, but Regan pulled him away. "You've just won a kingdom, my duke, killing vermin is a servant's task. Leave the bitter fool stew in his own bile." She wanted me. It was clear. Christopher Moore
husband men ask-me
Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone. Anna Held
husband fall men
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. Daniel Tosh
husband men best-of-me
No worse a husband than the best of men. William Shakespeare
husband kids wife
I'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband. Rick Nielsen
husband littles ants
Forbear, thou great good husband, little ant. Richard Lovelace
fool men remains silent
A fool is like all other men as long as he remains silent
fools-and-foolishness four pride taxed taxes-and-taxation three twice
We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride and four times as much by our foolishness. Benjamin Franklin
fool mysterious strange
Life's mysterious, strange, and full of wonders - and only a fool withdraws from it willingly and lets it pass him by. Dean Koontz
fool favors fortune
Fortune, that favors fools. Ben Jonson
fools men wise
Controversy equalizes fools and wise men - and the fools know it Oliver Wendell Holmes
fool
You have to leave all your options open. And if you don't leave your options open, you're a fool. Donald Trump
fool extravagance enjoy
The whole point of extravagance is to act like a fool and feel like a fool, but enjoy it. Alfred Bester
fool genius plans
A fool with a plan can outsmart a genius with no plan. T. Boone Pickens
fool behinds
Only a fool trips on what’s behind them. Ray Lewis