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marriage wedding divorce
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. Rebecca West
marriage funny-love best-love
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
marriage long disputes
Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes. Robert Louis Stevenson
marriage men together
It is so far from being natural for a man and woman to live in a state of marriage, that we find all the motives which they have for remaining in that connection, and the restraints which civilised society imposes to prevent separation, are hardly sufficient to keep them together. Samuel Johnson
marriage funny-love hope
The triumph of hope over experience. Samuel Johnson
marriage men care
A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures. Samuel Johnson
marriage men wife
A man of sense and education should meet a suitable companion in a wife. It is a miserable thing when the conversation can only be such as whether the mutton should be boiled or roasted, and probably a dispute about that. Samuel Johnson
marriage men wife
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. Samuel Johnson
marriage wedding pain
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. Samuel Johnson
sex math science
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation. Richard P. Feynman
sex punishment people
As the bull market goes on, people who take great risks achieve great rewards, seemingly without punishment. It's like crime without punishment or sex without sin. Ron Chernow
sex believe escaping
I believe all sin, love, glory are this: when you slide down the knotted sheets, escaping from Gestapo headquarters, and she hugs you, there, suspended, and she whispers that she's always dreamed of you. The rest is just sex, copulation, the perpetuation of the vile species. Umberto Eco
sex best-sellers ifs
If we were a sex manual it'd be a best-seller. Rick Carlisle
sex crazy kissing
After I saw Kiss on stage, I wanted my show to look like the fourth of July. The persona of Rick James was wild and crazy, sex, drugs and rock and roll. Rick James
sex coffee hippie
Kerouac opened a million coffee bars and sold a million pairs of Levis to both sexes. Woodstock rises from his pages. William S. Burroughs
sex pain animal
Junk turns the user into a plant. Plants do not feel pain since pain has no function in a stationary organism. Junk is a pain killer. A plant has no libido in the human or animal sense. Junk replaces the sex drive. Seeding is the sex of the plant and the function of opium is to delay seeding. Perhaps the intense discomfort of withdrawal is the transition from plant back to animal, from a painless, sexless, timeless state back to sex and pain and time, from death back to life. William S. Burroughs
sex weekend trying
Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. Woody Allen
sex suffering bars
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. Woody Allen
guilty nasty
If you want to say Roger's guilty of being nasty and distasteful, that's okay. He wanted attention. John Burke
guilty mistake paying price
I'm guilty of a mistake and I'm paying the price of it, David Blunkett
guilty serve
We serve all races, ... We're just a target. We're not guilty and never have been. Joe Rogers
guilt calm
Acts that proceed from your calm center are always more effective than acts that proceed from fear, guilt, or anger. Alan Cohen
guilt difficult betray
Alas! How difficult it is to prevent the countenance from betraying guilt! Ovid
guilt lays
Forbear to lay the guilt of a few on the many. Ovid
guilt trials
He who flees from trial confesses his guilt. Publilius Syrus
guilt innocent enough
It is easy to defend the innocent; but who is eloquent enough to defend the guilty? Publilius Syrus
guilt guilty innocent
To spare the guilty is to injure the innocent. Publilius Syrus