Famous Quotes & Sayings

Red Barber

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

Robert Smith

Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire.

Walt Whitman

Judging from the main portions of the history of the world, so far, justice is always in jeopardy.

Rod Laver

The roughest thing I ever said to an umpire was, 'Are you sure?'

Ty Cobb

The best recommendation for an umpire in the old days was: "He licked somebody in the Three-I League. He ought to do.

Michael Coleman

I never thought I would say this, but I can't wait until we get the (regular) umpires back. We still have to play ball.

Nick Nolte

I had to get some real ballplayers and real umpires to give instructions,

Mordecai Richler

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn.

Johnny Evers

My favorite umpire is a dead one.

William Wilberforce

God Almighty has set before me two great objects, the suppression of the slave trade and the reformation of manners (morality).

Carl Jung

There are only two emotions. Love and fear.... Love and fear is all there is == Everything else is just an offshoot motivated by those two.

Anthony Fauci

Testing two vaccines against different H1N1s at the same time has never been done.

Anton LaVey

There is not always 'two sides to every issue.' That statement is a ridiculous slogan invoked by vested interests and perpetuated by minds of limited scope.

Robert Crippen

We were only on orbit a little over two days, so we had no adverse effects from being weightless.

Rob Sheffield

But the rhythm of the mix tape is the rhythm of romance, the analog hum of a physical connection between two sloppy, human bodies.

Rob Zombie

Sometimes things just aren't of their time, and they take a minute to catch on, or they find an audience later. Sometimes bizarre little films are the ones that everyone remembers later. With most big major blockbusters, people will have already forgotten about it two weeks after it came out.

Rob Cohen

No two directors make the same film the same way.

Rob Brown

You can get the oldest drum machine out and whack out four sounds like a kick, snare, and two types of high-hat, and try and come up with the freshest thing on the spot. The gear can guide you - you can choose one bit of gear and it's obviously got its restrictions and its limitations, but at the same time, you've got to exploit what it's capable of and what it's best used for.

William Goldman

You can never trust what you read.

Eleanor Tomlinson

I never trust anything that can be captured in 2 takes.

Alfred Adler

It is well known that those who do not trust themselves never trust others.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Never trust a thought that didn't come by walking.