Famous Quotes & Sayings

Renee Zellweger

I'm attracted to intelligence and creativity and passion - and not necessarily the romantic kind. I want to learn from someone who is greedy for information and light and laughter and the whole world. Someone who celebrates their days and finds inspiration in what other people accomplish.

Umberto Eco

But laughter is weakness, corruption, the foolishness of our flesh.

Woody Allen

I think that the tendency for most people is to fall back on a comic interpretation of things because things are so sad, so terrible. If you didn't laugh you'd kill yourself. But the truth of the matter is that existence in general is very very tragic, very very sad, very brutal and very unhappy.

William J. Clinton

From the small clubs of the Harlem Renaissance where he began playing saxophone to world tours for the biggest of the big bands, Benny Carter redefined American jazz. From the start, his fellow musicians said the way he played the sax was amazing. They say that about me, too. (Laughter.) But I don't think they mean it in quite the same way.

Richard Pryor

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

Tupac Shakur

Cry later, but for now, let's enjoy the laughter.

Tori Amos

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

Robin Wasserman

Nobody likes me,” he concluded at the tail end of a ten-minute pity fest. “Can’t imagine why,” Quinn murmured. I turned my snort of laughter into a fake cough, which was an embarrassingly feeble attempt at subterfuge when you consider the fact that I didn’t have any lungs.

Robin Williams

I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock - kind of this feeling of "What do we do now?" I started performing, and there was a catharsis in the laughing. People started to be able to laugh again. Laughter can be many things - sometimes a medicine, sometimes a weapon, depending on.

Jack Abraham

I think it's always pretty obvious to most of the public when something was done with heart and mind. You can't fake it.

O. J. Simpson

I will not fake my way through life

William S. Burroughs

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.

Rich Lowry

It is Hillary's lot in life not to be able to fake it well.

Tupac Shakur

I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.

Sara Shepard

Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.

Sai Baba

Do not be misled by what you see around you, or be influenced by what you see. You live in a world which is a playground of illusion, full of false paths, false values and false ideals. But you are not part of that world.

Tyga

I don’t like Drake as a person. He’s just fake to me.

Winston Churchill

Do not trust any statistics you did not fake yourself.

Navjot Singh Sidhu

The Bengal tiger always has his tail up, ready to devour the opposition.

Charles Caleb Colton

The head of dullness, unlike the tail of the torpedo, loses nothing of the benumbing and lethargizing influence by reiterated discharges.

Buffalo Bill

I found Spotted Tail's lodge. He invited me to enter.

Ally Carter

First time it's a stranger. Second time its just a coincidence. Third time it's a tail

Christopher Paolini

Go slowly, so that you do not bite your tail by accident.

Thomas Hood

Extremes meet', as the whiting said with its tail in its mouth.

Ron Perlman

I've never worked with a tail, that I can remember. But there's so much I can't remember.

Victor Hugo

I would rather be the head of a fly than the tail of a lion.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Rationalism crashes in the tails.