Famous Quotes & Sayings

Adam Brody

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

Stephen Colbert

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

Matt Roth

You don't want to make him mad. He's not one for jokes or antics.

Carl Crawford

If we were playing a team that wasn't in it we'd still want to win. I don't want to say we like messing up their plans. I'm not trying to stir up nothing on the other side.

Darren McCarty

Old times. Just messing around. I think he was a little upset so I had to try to put a smile on his face.

Courteney Cox

When people start messing with their foreheads and can't lift their eyebrows, that's weird.