Famous Quotes & Sayings

Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.