Famous Quotes & Sayings

Woody Allen

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

Richard M. Nixon

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

Warren Buffett

Getting fired can produce a particularly bountiful payday for a CEO. Indeed, he can 'earn' more in that single day, while cleaning out his desk, than an American worker earns in a lifetime of cleaning toilets. Forget the old maxim about nothing succeeding like success: Today, in the executive suite, the all-too-prevalent rule is that nothing succeeds like failure.

Sandra Bullock

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.

Zach Braff

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

Carolyn Heilbrun

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

Cassandra Clare

It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.

Kristin Bauer van Straten

I was a maid, so cleaning toilets wasn't my favorite thing, but honestly, standing outside all day in the cold was worse.

Klaus Kinski

Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.

Steve Stirling

He's a real steady presence, on and off the ice. He has two championship rings and that's impressive.

Rocky Marciano

In the ring, I never really knew fear.

Wladimir Klitschko

I never fought in my life outside of a ring.

Mickey Spillane

I played in a movie called Ring of Fear with Clyde Beatty and Pat O'Brien.

Joss Whedon

Let freedom ring, unless it's on vibrate.

Alan Faneca

They got the rings and we went home.

Douglas Hamilton

That's how we think the jovian rings are formed,

Mike Scioscia

He called him out, and that's what's disappointing. When he rings him up with a fist, he's out.

David M. Shoup

To lack intelligence is to be in the ring blindfolded.