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hilarious girl boys
Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. Amy Poehler
hilarious hurt mean
Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on.
hilarious heart challenges
I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out. Michael Scott
hilarious honest obsessed truly writer
I am truly obsessed with Lena Dunham. I find everything about her unique and refreshing. She is a brilliant, hilarious and honest writer who is not afraid to make her audience uncomfortable. Spencer Kayden
hilarious impressionists promiscuous
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody. Jay London
hilarious clothes covering
I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes covering my body. Christina Aguilera
hilarious machines my-favorite
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Caroline Rhea
hilarious being-alone feeling-alone
The best part about being alone is that you really don't have to answer to anybody. You do what you want. Justin Timberlake
hilarious sarcastic funny-life
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. George Ade
years people effort
People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort. Brandon Sanderson
years looks moments
He, too, stood looking at her for a moment--and it seemed to her that it was not a look of greeting after an absence, but the look of someone who had thought of her every day of that year. She could not be certain, it was only an instant, so brief that just as she caught it, he was turning... Ayn Rand
years tabloids masters
I've been in these tabloids for 14 years now, and at some point you just become a Zen master of it all Brad Pitt
years illinois community
In Illinois, community, migrant, homeless and public housing health centers operate 268 primary care sites and serve close to 1 million patients every year. Jan Schakowsky
years together unraveling
Unraveling the euro is a terrible thing. This is a 50-year endeavor to get this continent together and that's a wonderful endeavor. Jamie Dimon
years next-day people
I do photograph things for people to look at 100 years from now. But we're such a mediated society that things become historical the next day. Catherine Opie
years games nfl
If it weren't for a new rule that came into being, we'd have played three years in a row in the championship game. Al Davis
years offensive appropriate
For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that. Al Franken
years feet guy
Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate. The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had. He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
ems praise
Always praise 'em before you hit 'em. Roger Stone
ems use enough
It ain't enough to get the breaks. You gotta know how to use 'em. Huey Long
ems done twisted
I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing. Richard M. Nixon
ems beats ifs
If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death! Charles M. Schulz