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Bob Hope You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Jane Smiley Twenty-five, he was. Twenty-five tomorrow. Some years the snow had melted for his birthday, but not this year, and so it had been a long winter full of cows.
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Dr. Seuss You are you that is truer than true
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Tom Wilson Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
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Sam Levenson It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
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Stephanie Pearl-McPhee It is a peculiarity of knitters that they chronically underestimate the amount of time it takes to knit something. Birthday on Saturday? No problem. Socks are small. Never mind that the average sock knit out of sock-weight yarn contains about 17,000 stitches. Never mind that you need two of them. (That's 34,000 stitches, for anybody keeping track.) Socks are only physically small. By stitch count, they are immense.
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Theodore Roosevelt Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
happy-birthday song years
John Oates If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.
baseball growing-up book
Alan Ritchson I didnt really grow up a comic book fanatic. I was a big baseball player, and my passion in life, in third grade, was collecting baseball cards. That was my childhood thing.
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Al Pacino I wanted to be a baseball player, naturally, but I wasn't good enough. I didn't know what I was going to do with my life. I just had a kind of energy, I was a fairly happy kid.
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Chris Berman Back, back, back, back... Gone!
baseball home ties
Barry Bonds I don't know what you guys say, but at home, life is way different from baseball.
baseball games relief
Barry Bonds It's a relief now to be able to stand next to my godfather and finally feel like I've accomplished something in the game of baseball.
baseball fun school
Barry Bonds Serra High school, to me, was my most enjoyable time for me in my entire life. That was the only time I was free. We just played baseball because it was fun.
baseball player needs
Barry Bonds Young players need to know how to take care of themselves for life after baseball
baseball play care
Derek Jeter If you play well on the field, everything will take care of itself.
baseball jobs work
Derek Jeter The one thing I always said to myself was that when baseball started to feel more like a job, it would be time to move forward.
funny law people
Charles Dickens If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Charles Caleb Colton Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
funny age fifty
Charles Caleb Colton I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
funny sarcastic yield
Charles Caleb Colton Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
funny humorous soul
Charles Dickens She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.
funny humorous expectations
Charles Dickens I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.
funny humorous rolling
Charles Dickens For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.
funny humorous majority
Charles Dickens In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article
funny humorous thinking
Charles Dickens Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.