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witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witty should-have credit
Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Baltasar Gracian
witty real character
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Dylan Moran
witty art money
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings
witty remember telling-the-truth
Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln
witty technology people
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that. Andy Borowitz
witty government political-will
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop
witty way realizing
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. Albert Einstein
witty women waiting
Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait. Dorothy Richardson
humorous drinking mean
We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous. Arthur Conan Doyle
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous america people
America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous? Tom Robbins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous hands two
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'. George Carlin
designing engineer runway
An engineer is designing the runway right now. Pat Abeln
design eliminate head problem relatively seats solutions
The solutions to the problem are relatively simple. We can design seats and head restraints that are not expensive, that can eliminate a lot of these injuries.
design either failed held problems support system weaknesses
The system should not have failed in this way, it should have held together. And there's either design problems or as we are saying, voltage support weaknesses in this system that have to be addressed, Charles Curtis
designed excite experience future interest overview program
The Stewards Program is an immersion experience designed to give an overview and excite an interest in future study.
design saw tonight
You saw it all tonight -- by design. John Gibbons
designer doctor life rest specific
A designer is like a doctor for a woman. He has a specific job, and if he is doing it well, he will have the gratitude of the woman for the rest of his life. Oleg Cassini
design looks thumbs
To a database person, every nail looks like a thumb. Or something like that. Jamie Zawinski
designed
Web pages are designed for people. For the Semantic Web, we need to look at existing databases. Tim Berners-Lee
design support shows
Even though designing your own show, that's great, I am nothing without the support around me. Brandy Norwood