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After dinner or lunch or whatever it was -- with my crazy 12-hour night I was no longer sure what was what -- I said, "Look, baby, I'm sorry, but don't you realize that this job is driving me crazy? Look, let's give it up. Let's just lay around and make love and take walks and talk a little. Let's go to the zoo. Let's look at animals. Let's drive down and look at the ocean. It's only 45 minutes. Let's play games in the arcades. Let's go to the races, the Art Museum, the boxing matches. Let's have friends. Let's laugh. This kind of life like everybody else's kind of life: it's killing us. Charles Bukowski
baby fun fists
I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister Robert Bloch
baby bird clubs
Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird. Sam Snead
baby real diapers
An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change. Sufjan Stevens
baby children woodstock
Live Aid was a baby Woodstock, a child of Woodstock, which I call Globalstock. Richie Havens
baby real boys
I may be a real bad boy, but baby I'm a real good man. Tim McGraw
baby writing way
I write the way women have babies. You don't know it's going to be like that. If you did, there's no way you would go through with it. Toni Morrison
baby giving stuff
No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free. Tina Fey
baby humor adorable
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Tina Fey
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
children education ensure enter gradually great high indiana integrated prepared quality schools shame state system
Pre-K is gradually being integrated into the K-12 education system nationwide. In a state that has so many great universities like Purdue, Indiana and Notre Dame, it's a shame (Indiana) won't do more to ensure its own children are better prepared to enter those schools with high quality pre-K. Libby Doggett
children created happy parents
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. Ogden Nash
children equal opportunity strongly
We feel very strongly about all children having an equal opportunity for education, Charles Dyer
children chocolate cookie favorite nut
We got our favorite cookie and our favorite chocolate and our favorite nut mix. And then we got suckers to make our children happy. Lesleigh Drye
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We go to college, live together or marry, and have kids - often with little more thought to the daily routines of raising children than our grandparents gave them, when women by and large stayed at home. Mona Simpson
children excited great
We're very excited about this. This is a great thing for the children. Mark Finkelstein
children protect themselves
Very young children can just not protect themselves as effectively as adults can. Nina Holland
children stupid easy
It's easy to manipulate your children when they're absolutely sure you're stupid. Orson Scott Card
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You do your children a disservice if you don't find time for yourself. If you're always making sacrifices for them, they won't learn to respect your time as they grow. Christine Mazier