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hilarious organization secret
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies. Robert Conquest
hilarious years ems
All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years. Sarah Palin
hilarious husband tvs
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. Wendy Liebman
hilarious ego accepted
Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest. Willard Scott
hilarious country europe
I thought Europe was a country? Kellie Pickler
hilarious sex
You can't take anything like that seriously. I mean, sex is pretty hilarious anyway. Siouxsie Sioux
hilarious way funny-one-liner
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Emo Philips
hilarious gay judging
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive? Ellen DeGeneres
hilarious himself moments overcome surrounded together
It made for some hilarious moments to see him and his friends try to overcome these issues. He surrounded himself with his friends who had no idea how to put together anything like this. Jeff Newman
sexier
I think it was sexier when you didn't have to take it all off. Angie Dickinson
sex couple children
The only rationale that the states put forth with any conviction-that same-sex couples and their children don't need marriage because same-sex couples can't produce children, intended or unintended-is so full of holes that it cannot be taken seriously.... Richard Posner
sex math science
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation. Richard P. Feynman
sex science giving
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
sexy taken mirrors
Auden, who asked two things of an imagined world-that it be somehow like ours and somehow unlike-would be Ben Marcus's ideal reader, yet even without the poet's dire program, I am altogether taken by this hilarious and sexy alternative universe. Just imagine! it is all done with words instead of mirrors, so much more reliable and so much more heartbreaking. Thus Prospero enthralls his crew. Richard Howard
sex religion atheism
Atheism is not a religion. Abstinence is not a sex position. Richard Dawkins
sex philosophy rights
Over the centuries, we've moved on from Scripture to accumulate precepts of ethical, legal and moral philosophy. We've evolved a liberal consensus of what we regard as underpinnings of decent society, such as the idea that we don't approve of slavery or discrimination on the grounds of race or sex, that we respect free speech and the rights of the individual. All of these things that have become second nature to our morals today owe very little to religion, and mostly have been won in opposition to the teeth of religion.
sexy recovery vegetarianism
Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox. Russell Brand
sexy strong bodybuilding
Strong and healthy is the new sexy. Ronda Rousey