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Sarah Palin All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years.
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Wendy Liebman My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
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Kellie Pickler I thought Europe was a country?
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Siouxsie Sioux You can't take anything like that seriously. I mean, sex is pretty hilarious anyway.
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Emo Philips I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Kathleen Hanna While everyone's experience of oppression is different and complicated and often overlapping, I really believe that if you have privilege, you need to learn as much as you can about the world beyond yourself.
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Kay Redfield Jamison I believe that curiosity, wonder and passion are defining qualities of imaginative minds and great teachers; that restlessness and discontent are vital things; and that intense experience and suffering instruct us in ways that less intense emotions can never do.
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Keira Knightley I really believe that in this industry women have to be very true to themselves about what they're comfortable with.
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Alex Guerrero I was like, 'I can't believed I missed that.' It was a one-in-a-million that I'd miss that. That goal could have taken us to OT. I wanted to win this one. I'm so bummed out right now. This one was tougher than our last lost to them. We had our chances, and that's what kills me. We had more chances.
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Dave Mirra I was like, 'Dude, I can't believe it,' ... I don't know where I fit in, but I'm psyched. Whatever.
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Iain McKie I was in the police for 36 years. I always believed fingerprints didn't lie. Now ... I know different.
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Richard Ben-Veniste Were there contacts over time between Iraq and al-Qaeda? Yes, there were efforts made to communicate. We found no evidence of collaboration in any effort to mount any kind of operation against the United States' interests.
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Traian Basescu Romania will continue to fulfil its obligations in Afghanistan and Iraq.
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Robert Byrd The money the president wants to borrow for Iraq will come directly out of the American taxpayer wallets in the form of Medicare and Social Security receipts. That's your money
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Robin Hayes I have been to Iraq on a number of occasions. I was with the first group that went in.
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Vladimir Zhirinovsky I've never signed any contract and never received a cent from Iraq.
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Walter Cronkite The invasion of Iraq was illegal from the start.
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Walid Jumblatt The Syrian regime is helping the insurgency in Iraq and allowing all kinds of militants to come in and out, and go to Iraq to attack random soldiers and innocent people.
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Walid Jumblatt We are all happy when U.S. soldiers are killed week in and week out. The killing of U.S. soldiers in Iraq is legitimate and obligatory.