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Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. Rebecca West
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
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Women--one half the human race at least--care fifty times more for a marriage than a ministry. Walter Bagehot
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Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes. Robert Louis Stevenson
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You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage. Robert Louis Stevenson
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I believe no gentleman would like to have his family affairs neglected because his wife was filling her head with crotchets and pothooks, and who, because she understood a few scraps of Latin, valued that more than minding her needle or providing her husband's dinner. Sarah Fielding
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It is so far from being natural for a man and woman to live in a state of marriage, that we find all the motives which they have for remaining in that connection, and the restraints which civilised society imposes to prevent separation, are hardly sufficient to keep them together. Samuel Johnson
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I would advise no man to marry who is not likely to propagate understanding. Samuel Johnson
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The triumph of hope over experience. Samuel Johnson
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I was like, 'Well, we'd think he'd be useless around kids,' ... But I think he finds himself more comfortable around children than he realizes. Jason Statham
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Kids at the children's shelter are coming out there and getting a lot of one-on-one because there are so few children out there. The reading program out there is really helping these kids a lot. Kerry Nelson
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I would teach U.K. parents how to stop their children throwing litter. London is a beautiful city but its streets are disgusting. Britt Ekland
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Keeping an elderly couple in their home for another 10 to 15 years makes good financial sense. If they stay in their home, their cost to the town is minimal compared to the family with four children that would replace them. John Romano
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All children are much more intelligent than they are told they are or the school thinks they are; they just have different intelligences. Tony Buzan
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It would be better, in a way, if any adults present were completely uneducated. There is nothing children like more than passing on information they have just discovered to people who may not already have it - an elderly grandmother, for instance. Sugata Mitra
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In most schools, we measure children on what they know. By and large, they have to memorize the content of whatever test is coming up. Because measuring the results of rote learning is easy, rote prevails. What kids know is just not important in comparison with whether they can think. Sugata Mitra
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If children know there is someone standing over them who knows all the answers, they are less inclined to find the answers for themselves. Sugata Mitra
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There are still too few helicopters to reach more than 1,000 remote villages with lifesaving supplies that children urgently need. Ann Veneman
humorous
I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break. Greg Evans
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I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. William F. Buckley, Jr.
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I am realistic – I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
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Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
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Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents) W. C. Fields
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete. Yakov Smirnoff
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If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. Jennifer Jones
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We all operate in two contrasting modes, which might be called open and closed. The open mode is more relaxed, more receptive, more exploratory, more democratic, more playful and more humorous. The closed mode is the tighter, more rigid, more hierarchical, more tunnel-visioned. Most people, unfortunately spend most of their time in the closed mode. John Cleese