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As much as I appreciate people putting me in the category of these very acrobatic belters, I feel like my strength is my... interpretation and my truthfulness with songs, and I don't want young people to think it's all about the high notes that they have to hit. Idina Menzel
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I thought music could take you to a place where you didn't even feel ownership of it, you just felt lucky you were there. It's like church without God, or something. It's about feeling, hope and catharsis and things that are nurturing. Wesley Schultz
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Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy. Val Kilmer
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I never think I'm making fun of my culture. In fact I'm making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some very stupid things. Chuck Palahniuk
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I live by fallacy. 'If I get enough nice Ikea furniture, I'll be a grown-up.' Then I catch myself. Or, 'If I get off by myself, away from the stress of modern life, I'll be OK.' Then I catch myself. Chuck Palahniuk
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The pins were a little harder today and I think the scores reflected that. Aiken had a pretty big lead and they were going to have to play poorly in order for us to catch up, and that's something they very rarely do. Mark Gaynor
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The Congressional Budget Office tells us that Medicare spending has increased fivefold in the past 42 years, dramatically more than all other categories of federal spending. David Limbaugh
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It is not an overstatement to say that Obamacare was the single most important catalyst leading to the tea party movement. David Limbaugh
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I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I haven't even opened yet! Karen Walker
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If you have time-release pills, you could have time-release expanding cheesecakes. Homaro Cantu
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Privatization is a bitter pill but it is a pill that will cure. Frederick Chiluba
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Take your patience pill ...You can be joyous, but you can't be a jackass. Michael Nutter
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A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him. Mignon McLaughlin
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How does one control weight? By not overeating. How does one stay in shape? One plays sports. There are no magic pills here. Vladimir Putin
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The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill. George Clinton
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I would say whisky or pills. Not both because that can have disastrous consequences. John C. Reilly
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One should read Borges more. Roberto Bolano