Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jeffrey Kelson

Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary.

Ken Vargas

They have used the IRS logo and the IRS Web site. They even use IRS.gov as their supposed e-mail address.

Lawrence Wright

IRS is very poorly equipped to make a distinction between what is a religion and what is not.

Dmitri Mendeleev

Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs).

Dave Barry

It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta

Dave Barry

Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.

Michael Moriarty

Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen.

Tom Coburn

One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress

Ted Cruz

There are more words in the IRS code than there are in the Bible. And not a one of them is as good.

Kyle Smith

The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.

George Carlin

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

Etgar Keret

The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.

Jim Baker

He said he wouldn't sell out to the special interests, and it's my opinion that he has,

Kerry Sutton

We've been told there is a video of the identification process, and in my opinion we should have it by now.

Umberto Eco

Our most noted satirists are true columnists, and their opinions can be worth more than any well-documented expose.

Umberto Eco

It is obvious that the newspaper produces the opinion of the readers.

William James

The drunken consciousness is one bit of the mystic consciousness, and our total opinion of it must find its place in our opinion of that larger whole.

Tucker Max

Opinions are projections.

Winston Churchill

Baldwin often times stumbles over the truth, but he always picks himself up and hurries on as if nothing had happened.

Pete Carroll

I'm not worried about it. People have opinions and can think anything they want,

Jim Rogers

Acknowledge the complexity of the world and resist the impression that you easily understand it. People are too quick to accept conventional wisdom, because it sounds basically true and it tends to be reinforced by both their peers and opinion leaders, many of whome have never looked at whether the facts support the received wisdom. It's a basic fact of life that many things "everybody knows" turn out to be wrong.