Famous Quotes & Sayings

I bet when neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, 'Don't forget the thick, heavy brows.' Then they would get all embarrassed because they remembered they had the big husky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.

I bet it's hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like "Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar.

I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like the top thing you can do.

If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

I hope if dogs take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

David Schwartz

It's big. They'll bet for the same reason people who don't even like football tune into the game: It's a big spectacle.

Melissa McCarthy

I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig.

Judd Gregg

Social Security was always supposed to be basically in theory an insurance program where you pay in and then you get out.

Milo Ventimiglia

You have to pay attention to the work on the page and make it as good as possible because it could be your last.

Martin Feldstein

We pay some price when necessary to bring down inflation but that price is temporary and is not large relative to the permanent gain from reduced inflation.

Matt Gonzalez

If you are doing well, your business will pay more in tax; if you're not doing well, you pay less.

Miyamoto Musashi

Pay attention even to life's trifles.

Publilius Syrus

It is a fraud to borrow what we are unable to pay.

Patrick Rothfuss

Death was like an unpleasant neighbor. You didn’t talk about him for fear he might hear you and decide to pay a visit.

P. J. O'Rourke

Something is worth what somebody will pay for it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less.

Oliver Goldsmith

Persecution is a tribute the great must always pay for preeminence.