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Amy Poehler Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh.
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Amy Poehler Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on.
hilarious feel-good kicks
Amy Poehler Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better.
hilarious peace humor
Dan Chaon A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
hilarious cooking kitchen
Rita Rudner I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen
hilarious language
Simon Cowell I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language.
hilarious men thinking
Tina Fey I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria's Secret. There would be no Dior.
hilarious hard-work delusion
Tina Fey Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
too-much fables labels
Charles Spurgeon Don't rely too much on labels, for too often they are fables
too-much young knows
Benazir Bhutto I know death comes. I've seen too much death, young death.
too-much disaster
Benedict Cumberbatch I am a PR disaster because I talk too much.
too-much eating said
Beatrix Potter It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'.
too-much asks
Audrey Hepburn It is too much to hope that I shall keep up my success. I don't ask for that. All I shall do is my best- and hope.
too-much littles human-nature
Arnold Bennett Beware of undertaking too much at the start. Be content with quite a little. Allow for accidents. Allow for human nature, especially your own.
too-much taste littles
William Shakespeare To loathe the taste of sweetness, whereof little more than a little is by much too much.
too-much enough
Alan Ladd Maybe I thought too much about picking up the money and not enough about the really good parts.
too-much crime unhappiness
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand Too much sensibility creates unhappiness and too much insensibility creates crime.
cracks good looks otherwise
Rahul Dravid There are some cracks on it but otherwise it looks a good track.
cracks tables narnia
C. S. Lewis [The witch] would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards.
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Justin Glover When everybody thinks about a sinkhole, people think of a home crashing into a hole. That's not what we're finding. We're finding it's cracks in driveways, cracks in the walls, settling on the roof and those are being paid as sinkhole claims.
cracks break oath
William Shakespeare I'll take thy word for faith, not ask thine oath; Who shuns not to break one will sure crack both.
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Alexa Vega People are expecting me to still be fourteen years old. It cracks me up, especially when people see me walk by with my husband. They're like, 'What? You're married? You're not old enough to be married.' Thank you. I'm glad that you think that.
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Carl Griffith They're still not here. The state makes the request, works hard on the request. It falls in the cracks of the federal government.
cracks love smooth worth
Emily White They are so smooth ... no cracks ... no lopsidedness. I love them. It was worth the wait.
cracks everywhere leaks
Tariq Khan There were cracks everywhere, ... Some could be brushed away as cosmetic, but there were also cracks in beams. There were leaks everywhere and weight-bearing beams were wet.
cracks time underneath
Pete Wentz I feel confidence in myself, but at the same time there's these cracks in the facade and those little things underneath that are unstable.