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marriage wedding divorce
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. Rebecca West
marriage cement
Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement! Woody Allen
marriage funny-love best-love
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
marriage use firsts
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell
marriage believe trying
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right. Richard Pryor
marriage race half
Women--one half the human race at least--care fifty times more for a marriage than a ministry. Walter Bagehot
marriage grief high-heels
Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure. William Congreve
marriage witty play
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
marriage giving wife
My wife gives good headache. Rodney Dangerfield
witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty silence ornaments
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty self-esteem humorous
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
witty humorous annie-hall
Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.
witty humorous honey
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
playoff
I was like it's just like the playoff game. Keep trucking, keep trucking. David English
playing
I was like, 'Hey, Carmelo Anthony should be playing too.' . . . I think I could have helped. Dwyane Wade
played
I was just a punk-rock kid who never played acoustic guitar. Dave Pirner
played second third
I was just able to eke out the second set, and the third set I just played a lot better and she started to make a lot more unforced errors. Lindsay Davenport
played
Kirby was 8 of 15 from the field. That's pretty good. She played well.
played
Kipper, he's played like that all year. He's been amazing. Jarome Iginla
playing prepared taught
Kevin's taught me everything I know about playing keeper. He's prepared me for every situation. Jeff Attinella
plays whether
I wouldn't say real bad. But it is uncomfortable enough where it would be day-to-day. And whether he plays would be just that, a day-to-day situation. ... He's a little uncomfortable and there's pain. Tom Renney
played position
I wouldn't say it's pressure. We played our way into this position we can play our way out of it.