Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jon Voight

I think he taught people the dignity of life and the dignity going into that last phase, toward death,

Calvin Coolidge

There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no independence quite so important, as living within your means.

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.