Famous Quotes & Sayings

Richelle Mead

"Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts."

Richelle Mead

Another power I don't have," said Lissa ruefully. I grinned. "Hey, I have yet to meet any spirit user who can throw a punch like you can. That was poetry in motion, Liss." She groaned.

Rick Riordan

Hey Grover! Thorn's kidnapping us! He's a poisonous spike-throwing maniac! Help!

Woody Allen

Hey listen -- I've proved a lot of things. That's how I pay my rent. Theories and little observations. A puckish remark now and then. Occasional maxims. It beats picking olives, but let's not get carried away.

Rodney Dangerfield

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Sarah Dessen

Hey, and for what it's worth? Friends don't leave you alone in the woods. Friends are the ones who come and take you out.

Zach Galifianakis

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, 'Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.'

William Ernest Henley

[T]hey stretch you on a table. Then they bid you close your eyelids, And they mask you with a napkin, And the anæsthetic reaches Hot and subtle through your being.

Joe Namath

Hey guys, I don't want to ride alone, ... Somebody jump in.

Walton Goggins

I find that I have no problem getting a table at a restaurant when I walk in.

W. Somerset Maugham

I would sooner read a time-table or a catalogue than nothing at all. They are much more entertaining than half the novels that are written.

Mallory Ortberg

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.

Scott Olson

They will turn the tables if they know someone is after them.

Paul Auster

I was always interested in French poetry sort of as a sideline to my own work, I was translating contemporary French poets. That kind of spilled out into translation as a way to earn money, pay for food and put bread on the table.

Nicole Krauss

In life we sit at the table and refuse to eat, and in death we are eternally hungry.

Matt Damon

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

Pranab Mukherjee

India is content with itself, and driven by the will to sit on the high table of prosperity. It will not be deflected in its mission by noxious practitioners of terror.

Elizabeth Warren

If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu.

Peter Lynch

Never buy anything that you can't illustrate on the back of a napkin.

Louisa May Alcott

We don't choose our talents; but we needn't hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we want.

Demetri Martin

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.