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marriage wedding divorce
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. Rebecca West
marriage cement
Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement! Woody Allen
marriage funny-love best-love
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
marriage use firsts
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell
marriage believe trying
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right. Richard Pryor
marriage race half
Women--one half the human race at least--care fifty times more for a marriage than a ministry. Walter Bagehot
marriage long disputes
Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes. Robert Louis Stevenson
marriage laughter philosophical
You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
marriage passion talking
There is yet another kind of matrimonial dialect (which naturally succeeds this of talking at each other), which may very properlybe styled The Language Contradictory.... In the former, however plain the object of satire may be exhibited to the whole company, yet there always remains some little covering.... But in this last method, the defiance becomes more open and the impetuosity with which these contradictions are uttered (although the subjects of them are often of the most indifferent nature) evidently prove that they arise from passion. Sarah Fielding
women
There's just as many different kinds of feminism as there are women in the world. Kathleen Hanna
women
Guys who go on and on about loving women usually don't. Michael Keaton
women
What do you want women to know about intuition? Oprah Winfrey
women
I think it's sexy when women have shapely bodies. Jaime Pressly
women reeds tempest
Woman is like the reed which bends to every breeze, but breaks not in the tempest. Richard Whately
women talking people
There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it involved talking to them and listening to them for hours at a time.
women differences idiot
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
women self crash
See, I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women. I call them kamikazes because they, you know they crash their plane, they're self-destructive. But they crash into you, and you die along with them.
women school people
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. Vanessa Bayer
spring training
It is just part of Spring Training soreness. If this was during the season, I'd play through it. Hank Blalock
spring sleep thinking
What am I supposed to do with a wool coat? Especially here in Palm Springs?” “Sleep with it,” he suggested. “Think of me. Richelle Mead
spring winter animal
June, July, all through the warm months she hibernated like a winter animal who did not know spring had come and gone. Truman Capote
spring fall autumn
Aprils have never meant much to me, autumns seem that season of beginning, spring.
spring special groups
Since inequalities of privilege are greater than could possibly be defended rationally, the intelligence of privileged groups is usually applied to the task of inventing specious proofs for the theory that universal values spring from, and that general interests are served by, the special privileges which they hold. Reinhold Niebuhr
spring training sound
The sound of the bat is the music of spring training. William Zinsser
spring farewell bird
Stay, little cheerful Robin! stay, And at my casement sing, Though it should prove a farewell lay And this our parting spring. * * * * * Then, little Bird, this boon confer, Come, and my requiem sing, Nor fail to be the harbinger Of everlasting spring. William Wordsworth
spring passion blood
It feeds and grows on the blood which it sheds. The passions , from which it springs, gain strength and fury from indulgence. William Ellery Channing
spring reading writing
If I'm still wistful about On the Road, I look on the rest of the Kerouac oeuvre--the poems, the poems!--in horror. Read Satori in Paris lately? But if I had never read Jack Kerouac's horrendous poems, I never would have had the guts to write horrendous poems myself. I never would have signed up for Mrs. Safford's poetry class the spring of junior year, which led me to poetry readings, which introduced me to bad red wine, and after that it's all just one big blurry condemned path to journalism and San Francisco. Sarah Vowell