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witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty silence ornaments
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
witty life-and-love humorous
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.
witty humorous catholic
Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty new-york humorous
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.
new-york years organization
We have, without any fanfare or much conversation, moved into a era in which news organizations are expected to explain themselves. Twenty years ago, it would not be expected that the New York Times would explain itself. The concept of what accountability. Alex Jones
new-york wall inseparable
The history of Wall Street is inseparable from New York. Ron Chernow
new-york paris political
One of the special characteristics of New York is that it is different from a London or a Paris because it's the financial capital, and the cultural capital, but not the political capital.
new-york identity national-identity
Early on, New York already had a national and even international identity.
new-york order succeed
Conspiracies do exist. Probably in this moment in New York there is an economic group making a conspiracy in order to buy three banks. But if they succeed, they are immediately discovered.
new-york real cities
New York is the only real city-city.
new-york house tree
I love New York, even though it isn't mine, the way something has to be, a tree or a street or a house, something, anyway, that belongs to me because I belong to it.
new-york rivers water
New York is a diamond iceberg floating in river water.
new-york godmother three
The first time I was given money to shop for myself, I was 13 and staying with my godmother in New York. I went to Clinique and bought the three-step acne programme and felt so grown-up. Trinny Woodall
humorous
I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break. Greg Evans
humorous feelings trials
At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.
humorous names letters
Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
humorous believe practice
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. William F. Buckley, Jr.
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
I am realistic – I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
humorous people looks
Just because your ad looks good is no insurance that it will get looked at. How many people do you know who are impeccably groomed... but dull? William Bernbach
humorous cutting garden
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop. What! no soap? So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Grand Panjandrum himself, with the little round button at top, and they all fell to playing the game of catch as catch can, till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots. Samuel Foote
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn