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girlfriend stupidity want
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. Anthony Jeselnik
girlfriend sometimes said
I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! Dave Attell
girlfriend years sides
To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship. Robert Harris
girlfriend army darkness
Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints. Rick Riordan
girlfriend flower valentine
When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath. Tom Cullen
girlfriend three reason-why
In any relationship that comes to an end, there's never just a baseline reason why. You say, 'Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.' Someone says, 'Why?' You say, 'Well, you got three hours? And then maybe after I tell you my version, you've got to talk to her. Michael Rapaport
girlfriend years insulting
I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. Jens Lehmann
girlfriend hard-work successful
I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who's friends with him. He had his girlfriend at the time with him, that Melania with him. He said, 'Hey guys, if you work hard and be successful, you'll get one of these.' I'll never forget that. And now he's married to her. Jason Spezza
girlfriend sex funny-valentines-day
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! Greg Giraldo
jealous artist typewriters
I have always been jealous of artists. The smell of the studio, the names of the various tools, the look of a half-finished canvas all shout of creation. What do writers have in comparison? Only the flat paper, the clacketing of the typewriter or the scrape of a pen across a yellow page. And then, when the finished piece is presented, there is a small wonder on one hand, a manuscript smudged with erasures or crossed out lines on the other. The impact of the painting is immediate, the manuscript must unfold slowly through time. Jane Yolen
jealous watches comedy
It's very hard to watch comedy for me, when I'm doing a comedy show, because I either watch a show and I love it, and I'm jealous, or I watch a show and I see all the problems with it, and I'm angry that I watched it. Amy Poehler
jealous thinking listening
If you're from Philly and you're listening to this, please know that the rest of the world looks at Philly and they're jealous of your food. I promise. And if you're not from Philly, and you've never been here and you're thinking about coming somewhere to the East Coast, come to Philly and eat the food because the food. Is. Amazing. Duff Goldman
jealous pay should
If you will not have God (and He is a jealous God), you should pay your respects to Hitler or Stalin. T. S. Eliot
jealous healthy being-jealous
It's not healthy to be jealous. Victoria Beckham
jealous fire people
There is not the slightest question but that the God of the Old Testament is a jealous, vengeful God, inflicting not only on the sinful pagans but even on his Chosen People fire, lighting, hideous plagues and diseases, brimstone, and other curses. Steve Allen
jealous swim tides
Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides. Scott Weiland
jealous opportunity gossip
Gossip is certainly one of the things that language is useful for, because it's always handy to know who needs a favor, who can offer a favor, who's available, who's under the protection of a jealous spouse. And being the first to get a piece of gossip is like engaging in insider trading: You can capitalize on an opportunity before anyone else can. Steven Pinker
jealous heaven atheism
On Earth, Discord! A gloomy Heaven above, opening her jealous gates to the nineteen thousandth part of the tithe of mankind! And below, an inescapable & inexorable Hell, expanding its leviathan jaws for the vast residue of Mortals! Robert Burns
kissing wife dating
My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff. Cuba Gooding, Jr.
kissing giving add
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score: Then to that twenty, add a hundred more. Robert Herrick
kissing laughing trying
You were lookin’ at me like you wanted to kiss me.” I force a laugh. “Yeah, right,” I say sarcastically. “Nobody’s watchin’ if you want to, you know, try it. Not to brag, but I’m somewhat of an expert. Simone Elkeles
kissing hunger haymitch
You call that a kiss? Suzanne Collins
kissing worry catching-fire
I don't know what I expected from my first meeting with Peeta after the announcement. A few hugs and kisses. A little comfort maybe. Not this. I turn to Haymitch. "Don't worry, I'll get you more liquor.
kissing doors way
By the way, I know about the kiss." Then the door clicks shut behind him.
kissing envy want
They'll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you.
kissing games play
But because two can play at this game, I stand on tiptoe and kiss his cheek. Right on his bruise.
kissing thinking hands
I don't think an NC-17 rating is the kiss of death. Nor do I think that, in the hands of the right filmmakers, studios have a preconceived notion to pass on NC-17 material. Steve Tisch