Quotes about airports
airports dinner way
I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on my way into town from the airport there were such enormous potholes. Fidel Castro
airports car tickets
Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport Frank Zappa
airports affection homeland-security
I feel gigantic affection for all of Homeland Security at airports. Jeff Perry
airports june car
It was almost noon when the plane touched down at the Triad airport on the outskirts of Greensboro. There was a hire car waiting for me; I waved my notepad at the dashboard to transmit my profile, then waited as the seating and controls rearranged themselves slightly, piezoelectric actuators humming. As I started to reverse out of the parking bay, the stereo began a soothing improvisation, flashing up a deadpan title: Music for Leaving Airports 11 June 2008.
airports body metal-detectors
I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off. Jesse Ventura
airports firsts refuse
At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what's the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down. Jay Leno
airports people chicago
It happened again this week. Hundreds of people had to be evacuated from O'Hare Airport in Chicago. Seems every time somebody went through with a weapon, the metal detectors accidentally went off.
airports government security-guards
The federal government said today they've begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction to the travels, they want to make it easier for us. They're instructing security guards to glance at your luggage tags so that they can call you by your first name. Isn't that creepy? The guy touching your wife, calling her by her first name.
airports names extra-time
People want to say there isn't racial profiling at the airport, but let's be honest. If you first name is Mohammed, and your last name isn't Ali, leave a little extra time.
airports decision ownership
Airport take their own commercial decisions on their ownership structure. But this must not be at the expense of exploiting airlines through higher charges Giovanni Bisignani
airports fuel-prices suffering
A fuel prices remain unstable and our nation's highways and airports suffer ever-increasing congestion and delays, Amtrak offers an invaluable alternative upon which Americans have come to rely Jim Jeffords
airports talking china
In China, when you get to the airport everyone be talking in American slang. Ike Turner