Woody Allen I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
Woody Allen Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
Woody Allen My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
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Woody Allen