Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ashton Kutcher

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.

Reid Scott

The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager. Just kidding. I actually shave every morning, and thanks to my vast knowledge of Eastern philosophy and mysticism, I will my facial hair to grow to the exact same length each day. Dave Grohl taught me that one.

Rolf Harris

I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'

Wisdom is in the head and not in the beard

Ben Roethlisberger

I was so mad that we lost the game. I kind of went into a depression and didn't shave and we ended up winning the next game. And I am kind of superstitious - just a little bit to people who know me - but we won that game and I said I am just going to keep it going until we lose and we kept it going. I don't really like the beard you know. But we were winning so I had to keep it going.

Michael Buerk

God, I'm going to have to grow a beard and hide,

E. B. White

He'd have mattress ticking in his beard and in his hair.

He'd grown a beard since I last saw him. I asked, 'what's with that?' He said it was the caveman look.

Juvenal

Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.]

Roy Harper

When I was 15, I was wearing sandals and corduroys, Guernsey, striped pullover, a beard that was hardly there, shades and a beret, and the goal was hanging out.

Bob Dylan

I like Fidel Castro and his beard.

Craig Ferguson

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

Knowing it is, in fact, a turkey, by positively identifying the beard and spurs of a turkey, and knowing what is behind the target is key. Think about who you go hunting with - it's people close to you: your family and your friends. Practice safe hunting. The ultimate goal is for everyone to get home at the end of the day.

Daniel Johns

Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner

Dolly Parton

If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!

Douglas Coupland

I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.

If the beard were all, goats could preach

Alexei Sayle

You can't do comedy with a beard.

Brad Pitt

My beard is staying because it covers my bum shaped chin!' - Discussing his much discussed beard

Charles Spurgeon

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.

Jake Plummer

When they start talking about somebody's beard, that's when it gets a little ridiculous. Come on. This is football. If I wore a green shoe and a blue shoe it doesn't make a difference in a game. The beard doesn't make a difference. But that's the scrutiny we live under, that I live under.

Pat Robertson

It depends on how you look at culture. If you look over the course of a hundred years, I think the gradual erosion of the consensus that's held our country together is probably more serious than a few bearded terrorists who fly into buildings.

Ian Caldwell

The Bible never tells us what Jesus looked like, and in the earliest surviving paintings of him, he is sometimes depicted as short-haired, sometimes as beardless, with no authoritative version winning out over the others. Yet around 400 A.D., all of the other competing images were replaced by the long-haired, bearded Jesus we know today.

Daniel De Leon

A being in a bonnet is not therefore a woman, a being with a beard is not therefore a man, nor yet is a wolf in sheepskin a lamb.

Do not mistake a goats beard for a fine stallions tail.

Edward Lear

There was an old man with a beard, Who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren Have all built their nests in my beard

Brett Keisel

I started growing my beard out, and I think they all got jealous. They're all now trying to outmatch me.

They would often pull on his beard and say he must be the real Santa Claus,

We watched Peter Jennings' beard grow, and we were somehow reassured that he did not shave, that through morning, afternoon, evening and on into the night, he did not leave the desk, that he confided in us his uncertainties, that he shared the confusions of each hour. He grew more pale and more vulnerable, as if he knew that we needed him to be human, so that we could be together.

Throughout this evolution from left to right, Beard always detested war. Hence his writings were slanted to show that the military side of history was insignificant or a mere reflection of economic forces.

J. K. Rowling

Merlin’s beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelet.

Horace

To grow a philosopher's beard.

Peter Lindbergh

In the beginning of my twenties, I started transcendental meditation. For years, I did nothing else. Every holiday, I went to courses. Meditation is a real simple instrument. You don't need a long beard or a sari. It's meant to bring you to yourself. It's as easy as that.