Famous Quotes & Sayings

Russell Brand

The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of some woolly, bullshit tree-hugging piffle but because we live on it, currently without alternatives.

William Gibson

The deadliest bullshit is odorless, and transparent.

Ryan Reynolds

I have bullshit moments every once in a while - like every actor does.

Nate Silver

Plenty of pundits have really high IQs, but they don’t have any discipline in how they look at the world, and so it leads to a lot of bullshit, basically,

Ellen Hopkins

Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again.

John Milius

I was never conscious of my screenplays having any acts. It's all bullshit.

Bob Marley

Facts an' facts, an' t'ings an t'ings: dem's all a lotta fockin' bullshit. Hear me! Dere is no truth but de one truth, an' that is the truth of Jah Rastafari.

Charlie Sheen

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

Ben Mendelsohn

There were the usual types of things that happen, in a production, like logistical bullshit, and this and that and the other. That's the sort of stuff that happened. But I never felt, in a creative sense, that we were ever veering into a place that I hadn't signed on for.

Brian K. Vaughan

Happy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses.

Janis Joplin

I'm just doing what I wanted to and what feels right and not settling for bullshit and it worked. How can they be mad at that?

Bon Scott

Atlantic reckoned we should use a top Yank producer and appointed one Eddie Kramer to the post. It turns out the guy was full of bullshit and couldn't produce a healthy fart.

Elin Hilderbrand

If you love something, set it free. If it was meant to be, it will come back to you. But this, of course, was bullshit. If you loved something and let it go...it would (hello!) find something else to love.

Cristiano Ronaldo

I Don't Care About FIFA. This is bullshit.

Daria Werbowy

Sailing really forces you to be present and in the moment. You kind of forget about the bullshit of life. Your thoughts go away because you're focused on making sure everything's working. I like being in that place.

Stefan Sagmeister

I have done enough bullshit lately, I just have to make time for something better. Something good.

Sophie Kinsella

The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit.

Stephen King

Money talks, bullshit walks.

Shepard Fairey

The Internet hasn't had a chance to really get to where people look at it with the proper level of scrutiny. There's so much bullshit on the Internet. It doesn't get filtered out because it's such a new medium.

Richard Stallman

People said I should accept the world. Bullshit! I don't accept the world.

Ted Turner

I've got a virtually limitless supply of bullshit.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

Maurice Sendak

I refuse to cater to the bullshit of innocence.

Michael J. Fox

Only a few of us will admit it, but actors will sometimes read a script like this: bullshit...bullshit...my part...blah, blah, blah...my part...bullshit...

George Carlin

Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] "Look, they nearly missed!" "Yes, but not quite.

George Carlin

Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.

George Carlin

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

George Carlin

Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.

Isabel Allende

After fifty most of the bullshit is gone.

Gena Showalter

Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit.

Eric Clapton

Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached.

Janeane Garofalo

This world is bullshit. And just because I appear in music video wherein I am in my underwear, and make young women feel not good enough so that they become anorxeic; and okay, maybe because of that I became popular more quickly than other singers who are, I don't know, maybe more talented or better songwriters. That doesn't matter because, and... um... my boyfriend is a magician, and he can pull a quarter out of your ear and say things like 'We have not met before have we?' Go with yourself.

Elton John

Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.