Famous Quotes & Sayings

Lucas Neff

To be honest, I can't wait to be a dad. I really hope that that's how the cookie crumbles for me.

Carrie Ann Inaba

I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies.

Charles M. Schulz

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

It seems that they had no idea of how to use cookies and that's a little scary for what it indicates about their sophisticated understanding of their own Web site. It seems very low. If this is as good as they are in Web surveillance, then their other surveillance can't be very good.

They might have been dealing in stolen cookies but we just didn't want to go that far.

Dave Barry

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

The sugar cookies - those are my favorite.

Jean Harlow

One day when he was eating a cookie he offered me a bite. Don't underestimate that. The poor guy's so frightened of germs, it could darn near have been a proposal.

(Sarasota County commissioners) need to be thinking about more than round or square tables or what type of cookies there'll be.

Sales of existing products are slow in some segments, such as the cookies and cakes, and Weston does need to be innovative to keep sales momentum going.

The salt in the cookie is a plus, and it offsets the cloying sweetness of the cream a little.

Jack McKeon

I've seen Cookie Rojas pull it a couple of times, and Mike a couple of times, those are the only ones I know of in the big leagues.

The worst of the worst, ... There's no cookie bandits on that list.

We will be selling cookie dough. And we may have other projects going on throughout the year.

The cookie all crumbled at one time for us. We had all the questions about our coach, we lost three games in a row and we were trying to figure out what was going on with our season.

Unfortunately sometimes the cookie doesn't crumble your way.

Taylor Swift

I love Karlie Kloss. I want to bake cookies with her!

Sharon Stone

I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.

Peter De Vries

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.

But what you can't do is be selling kids cookies at 10 o'clock in the morning so that they're not hungry at lunch.

I have my grandma's cookie jar. The one I put my hand into as a child.

Jim Gaffigan

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

Elvis Costello

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.

Andy Williams

No cookie . . . not now . . . not ever . . . never !

Maybe now I'll be able to have a couple of extra cookies or ice cream after dinner without feeling so guilty. Or, without my wife yelling at me.

Bill Cosby

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

That would be like us sitting in the kitchen for two hours with our mouths open waiting for a cookie to jump into our mouths.

Ina Garten

You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.

Keri Russell

Eating a cookie never feels strange. I am a big believer in food in general.

Nicki Minaj

Fendi on my slippers & my cookies always slippery

Kevin O'Connell

He'd be responsible for thinking up the next type of cookie and handle all the taste-testing. Smiley would report directly to Jerome.

Paul Henderson

God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the year. Santa Claus... What a guy!

Wally Amos

I always wanted to have another cookie store, ... So 30 years later, we have another cookie store.