Famous Quotes & Sayings

I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize

I am kind of excited, but I don't want just that. I want to go farther than that.

Chris Gore

I like to say it's a love letter to independent film in the form of a fart joke.

I just let them know we want to go one step farther than we went last year.

I had to do something. (Neil) said, 'Your guys are running our guys.' I told him, in the playoffs, that's the way it'll be. You better stop whining and get used to it. The farther you go in the playoffs, the rougher it gets.

The farther you go down south, the more likely it is you get into the big rain.

The farther you are from the city, the less amenities they have.

Winston Churchill

The farther back you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.

Terry Pratchett

You know me, Esme. I couldn't subtract a fart from a plate of beans.

That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do.

Jim Balsillie

What they're really trying to say is, 'Are we approaching maturity in this market?' And my response is ... we're the farthest thing from maturity in this market.

Grady Sizemore

Throughout the at-bat, I just kept going farther and farther, ... I wanted to see how much they would let me have before they stopped me. They never did, and I told Skins, 'I can take this.'

I've never felt so good. We've been playing so well lately. We've made it farther than we have in God knows how many years. We feel real good.

Eugene Levy

I've never shied away from a good fart joke,

These prospective locations are farther from homes than the locations in the past. We're very sensitive to that concern.

The worst. New York state is now farther away from complying with (the act) than any other state.

The waves are taking me farther away from the shore and I'm getting real scared.

Mary Pierce

You never know, this could be my last one, ... Not because I want it to be, but who knows what can happen in life? So each time that I get farther and do better, yeah, it means a lot more to me now than before.

We're happy to go to state. We've been trying to go farther and farther each year. And we finally made it this year.

Joseph Conrad

I had ambition not only to go farther than any man had ever been before, but as far as it was possible for a man to go.

Don't sail out farther than you can row back

James Cook

Ambition leads me not only farther than any other man has been before me, but as far as I think it possible for man to go.

We've got a big middle of the order now. It stretches out a little farther than it did last year.

Everyone was telling us what a rebuilding year we were going to have and here we are going farther than any team that's ever put the jersey on.

As summer in the northern hemisphere progresses, you see lightning moving farther north. You see a similar pattern in the southern hemisphere, but not so pronounced because there isn't as much land outside the tropics.

James McAvoy

When I started acting, I thought if I got one or two jobs a year I'd be lucky. So yeah, my career has gone so much farther than I ever suspected it would, and as such I feel lucky for everything I get. I feel thankful and grateful.

There's only so much we can do. We can send letters to these people and we can make them pick the stuff up, but if you have a neighborhood association ... that goes much farther than what we can do.

Isn't it odd the Secret Service is willing totestify if it helps a president because they won't be pushed farther away,but that if it's something that may hurt a president, they won't testify.

I am so happy that they got their first tournament win and they made history tonight. I hope we can make more history as they go farther and farther down the road.

If it's 12 hours later than we're predicting, it could end up farther up the coast. If it's 12 hours sooner, it could end up farther south, maybe in the Keys or not even make landfall in Florida at all,

I wish we could have gotten farther into the playoffs. But we got there, so that was good.

Carl Icahn

I have never called Dick Parsons a moron. I don't think Dick Parsons is a moron. Nothing could be farther from the truth.

But he made it a little farther this time, so he's getting closer. It's just about the toughest thing you can do in sport. It's like making the Final Four - or the World Series.