Famous Quotes & Sayings

Taylor Twellman

He jokes around -- when he looks up, he sees The Big Head. When he sees The Big Head, he reads where I'm going.

Maria Semple

I'm not the comedy police, but you watch a movie, and everyone's laughing, and then you shake it out, and you realize, 'There's no joke there!'

The joke was that we were retiring at the end of every year.

You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else

Eric Andre

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

It's essentially flattering, It says more about those making of the jokes than about the movie.

Ronde Barber

It's not like we're messing with some jokes at wideout here,

It's supposed to come in on Saturday, whatever, but it doesn't matter. If it comes in early, like a little bit, we could be stranded there. I was talking to my parents last night, joking around with them, but they were like, don't joke about that, it's not funny.

You don't want to make him mad. He's not one for jokes or antics.

Seth MacFarlane

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!'

Jordan Gross

We prepare the same, we joke around the same. You really don't try to put too much pressure on the game. I think that's the reason he's able to do that.

We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

We are all one team. We are always picking each other up during the games, and when we aren't playing we all laugh and joke around together.

Dennis is very affable. He likes to joke all the time. He has a very open personality. I thought I would like to write a piece for him.

The old joke is the index has predicted 12 of the past 10 recessions.

Now it's for real. It's no joke now.

Sometimes I kind of took them seriously, the way they were talking, and then other times it seemed like they were just joking because these kids like to joke a lot,

Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it's painful. But you can always find a joke in it.

John Woo

It would be a joke to film it like some sort of kung fu epic,

It was a joke until they turned us down.

William Jones

It was a joke that none of the Big 3 schools recruited Jimmy.

I used to joke that it was an off week for me,

Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

Ricky Gervais

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

We used to joke that more stories were written about reverse mortgages than loans originated.

Michael Mayer

Don't get me wrong, it's not something that's upsetting me. The jokes keep coming.

Artie Lange

Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air.

Shawn Michaels

Everyone's in on the joke as it were,

You get to talk to people and joke around.

Adam Brody

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.