Famous Quotes & Sayings

Cesar Romero

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

Peter Farrelly

Absolutely. You're not laughing at them. You're really laughing with them. There are a lot of jokes in this movie, and they're in on them all.

It's essentially flattering, It says more about those making of the jokes than about the movie.

Ronde Barber

It's not like we're messing with some jokes at wideout here,

You don't want to make him mad. He's not one for jokes or antics.

David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

People said, 'You're going to do what? We got a lot of jokes about raising jackasses. We still do.

Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

Ricky Gervais

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

Michael Mayer

Don't get me wrong, it's not something that's upsetting me. The jokes keep coming.

Adam Brody

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

Andy Kaufman

I never told a joke in my life.

Robert Ballard

I prefer sayings over jokes.

Steve Martin

A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond....

Storm Jameson

A joke is a joke or the image of a truth ...

Stephen Colbert

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

Ron White

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

Michael Scott

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.

Michael Scott

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

Matt Tong

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

Mason Cooley

Jokes are unanswerable objections.

Lorrie Moore

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.

Issa Rae

I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things.

She jokes around with you and listens to your ideas.

Robin Ince

I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about either.

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

Jesse Ventura

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Chris Martin

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

Grace Paley

A joke is necessary at this time.

Taylor Twellman

He jokes around -- when he looks up, he sees The Big Head. When he sees The Big Head, he reads where I'm going.