Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ben Bradlee

You never monkey with the truth.

Bob Dylan

Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like.

Albert Einstein

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.

Alvah Bessie

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

Dashiell Hammett

My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.

Aneurin Bevan

Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder.

Rick Riordan

Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?

Thomas Watson, Jr.

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.

Stephen Baldwin

Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?

Stephen Colbert

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

Thomas A. Edison

I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them.

Sylvia Plath

Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey.

Terry McMillan

Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show.

Meg Whitman

A monkey could drive this train.

Esther Forbes

Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with.

Christine O'Donnell

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

Jeremy Davies

A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind of out of reach, or not a very realistic take.

Glenn Beck

I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.

Ina May Gaskin

Let your monkey do it.

Cassandra Clare

Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor.

Moby

I've done the performing monkey stuff and massive breakdowns, it's just they weren't documented.

Kim Clijsters

Well, there's no monkey on my back,

Eli Roth

I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.

James Cook

Allowing liberals to manage economic policy is like hiring monkeys to be aircraft mechanics.

Eric Schmidt

Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare.

Henry Walter Bates

The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger.

Terrence Howard

If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?

Terence McKenna

We have changed. We are no longer, as I said, bipedal monkeys. We are instead a kind of cybernetic coral reef of organic components and inorganic technological components.

Terence McKenna

We are consciousness. We may not always be monkeys.

Sebastian Arcelus

My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who.

Kendrick Lamar

I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey.

Karl Pilkington

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

Will Rogers

Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.