Quotes about mustache
mustache want firsts
I remember when I interviewed at MSNBC, one of the first things they said to me was, 'In your tapes, you had a mustache, right?' I said, 'Yeah, I recently took it off.' I said, 'If you hire me, you get to decide if you want it or not.' They said, 'No, no, we're fine with it now.' Lester Holt
mustache compliment sincere
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend. Marty Feldman
mustache shaving months
I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped! Justin Bieber
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I had a mustache when I was 13. David Schwimmer
mustache statistics looks
There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics. Caitlin Moran
mustache wig
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. Tom Lenk
mustache knees jelly
When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees. Bob Dylan
mustache acting actors
I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call 'indicating,' when you twirl your mustache. Billy Campbell
mustache fool lips
Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip. Albert Einstein
mustache risk stripes
At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop. Chuck Palahniuk
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My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now. Tom Selleck
mustache eras certain
My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era. John Oates
mustache trying moustache
My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else's. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid. Jenson Button
mustache care sound
Have a care how you speak to me, Imp. Doubtless he meant to sound threatening, but that absurd wisp of a mustache ruined the effect. George R. R. Martin
mustache trying want
There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache. Hannibal Buress
mustache about-yourself
I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself. Carrie Brownstein
mustache grows ifs
I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to. Ashton Kutcher