Famous Quotes & Sayings

Conan O'Brien

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'

Conan O'Brien

In a recent interview, Michelle Obama said that the Secret Service taught Malia how to drive. In exchange, Malia taught the Secret Service how to throw a party when her parents are away.

Conan O'Brien

The Chinese government launched China's first 24-hour news channel. And since the channel will only report stories that are favorable to the ruling party, they've decided to call it Fox News.

Conan O'Brien

House Speaker John Boehner said the Republican Party will no longer stand in the way of gay marriage. Then Boehner said, 'Now can I go to Elton John's Oscar party?'

Conan O'Brien

The Republican Party had a big day in yesterday's midterm elections and now controls the House and Senate. And don't ask me how this happened, but the Republican Party also gained control of three seats in our show's band.

E. W. Howe

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

Colin Powell

You can't just have slogans, you can't just have catchy phrases. You have to have an agenda. And I think what the Republican Party has to do, if it's going to incorporate the tea party efforts in it, is to come up with an agenda that the American people can see, touch, and actually believe in, and something they believe in.

Bobby Keys

I've never thought of my name at the top of the marquee in any particular terms other than, you know, slight bewilderment.

The parts are worth more than the whole.

The park service has had a just-say-no policy.

Julio Franco

The park is short to right-center field, and that's my power.

This shows that we are well-advised to work with Russia as a partner to combating worldwide threats.

There is a bottom-up selection process that's underway within the party. The party is not made up of two people.

We view the public service as our partners in this,

Charles Schumer

We as a party are going to be the broom that sweeps things clean.

Wayne Hale

We don't want the parts to come apart.

We would like to see the parade re-energized with more entries too.

Adam Brown

We would be very surprised if he says anything that deviates from the party line.

We would be cooperative if state parks wants it.

William Shakespeare

I drink to the general joy o’ the whole table." Macbeth

William Shakespeare

Life... is a paradise to what we know of death.