Quotes about running
running home yesterday
Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds could hit as many as 1,000 home runs. And the agent admitted he's on more drugs than Barry Bonds. Conan O'Brien
running cnn blame
CNN’s Rick Sanchez said the Jews run CNN. Ah, so that’s who we blame for Rick Sanchez. Conan O'Brien
running sex office
George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy. Conan O'Brien
running years teeth
One of the candidates running for governor is a 100-year-old woman. Yeah, the 100-year-old says she'd like to recall Governor Gray Davis, but more importantly, she'd like to recall where she left her teeth. Conan O'Brien
running country california
Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country. Conan O'Brien
running mean president
Donald Trump announced today he is running for president of the United States. Traditionally that means six more weeks of comedy. Conan O'Brien
running country tv-shows
Critics say it's illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It's also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn't born in this country. Conan O'Brien
running political president
Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter has filed papers to run for president. But in his official filing, he misspelled the word 'president.' Political experts say it's all part of Hunter's plan to attract Bush supporters. Conan O'Brien
running issues president
Just days after Mitt Romney suggested he might run for president, there's been a backlash. The backlash is led by Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, and just to hedge his bets on every issue, Mitt Romney. Conan O'Brien
running president want
According to a new poll, nearly six out of 10 Republicans want Mitt Romney to run for president. So do 10 out of 10 Democrats. Conan O'Brien
running fun winning
Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win. Conan O'Brien
running
We've been running all year. This should be an up-and-down game. It should be exciting.
running fearless unbearable
Until we know that we can bear the unbearable, we're always running scared. Ram Dass