Famous Quotes & Sayings

Walton Goggins

I find that I have no problem getting a table at a restaurant when I walk in.

W. Somerset Maugham

I would sooner read a time-table or a catalogue than nothing at all. They are much more entertaining than half the novels that are written.

Mallory Ortberg

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.

They will turn the tables if they know someone is after them.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The element of surprise wasn't allowed near the Periodic Table.

Calvin Coolidge

Don't hesitate to be as revolutionary as science. Don't hesitate to be as reactionary as the multiplication table.

Diana Vreeland

Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

Dana Perino

I waited tables at Govnr's Park Tavern in Denver.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Aren't we at the point where the closer we get to chaos, the more concern that there should be about coming to the table and compromising with Democrats? This is not leadership. This is almost like dictatorship.

Desmond Tutu

When a pile of cups is tottering on the edge of the table and you warn that they will crash to the ground, in South Africa you are blamed when that happens.

Robert Herrick

Tis not the food, but the content, That makes the table's merriment.

Suzanne Collins

Whatever the truth is, I don’t see how it will help me get food on the table.

Sue Gardner

Everyone brings their crumb of information to the table. If they are not at the table, we don’t benefit from their crumb.

Michael Pollan

Do all your eating at a table.

Michael Pollan

Imagine for a moment if we once again knew, strictly as a matter of course, these few unremarkable things: What it is we're eating. Where it came from. How it found its way to our table. And what, in a true accounting, it really cost,

Seth Gordon

My folks are economists and have taught economics and social science so I grew up with those kind of conversations around the dinner table.

Neil Gaiman

He tried to listen to the conversations going on at the table and he found that he could no longer concentrate on what anyone was saying and which was worse that he was not interested in any of what he was able to hear.

Michael Enzi

If you're not at the table, you're on the menu

Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to set a table so that you feel like you're dining, not just sitting and eating.

If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

Michel de Montaigne

And not to serve for a table-talk.

James A. Garfield

I will not vote against the truths of the multiplication table.

Hillary Clinton

I have said publicly no option should be off the table, but I would certainly take nuclear weapons off the table.

Ethel Merman

At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry table first.

Erma Bombeck

I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.

Fran Drescher

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it.

George Carlin

Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.

Ferran Adria

Food is about being happy -- at a table, thats probably where we spend most of our happiest hours...

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

I had placed my stick on the table, as I do every evening. It had been specially made to suit my height, to enable me to walk without too much difficulty. As I was standing up, a customer called to me: 'Monsieur, don't forget your pencil.' It was very unkind, but most funny.

Jennifer Tilly

Felting Phil (taking all of his chips down to the felt on the table). I loved beating him and then hed go over to the couch and sulk, staring at the ceiling.

Jeannette Walls

One thing about whoring: It put a chicken on the table.

Jeannette Walls

It's really not that hard to put food on the table if that's what you decide to do.

Fred Brooks

Show me your flowcharts and conceal your tables, and I shall continue to be mystified. Show me your tables, and I won't usually need your flowcharts; they'll be obvious.