Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ashton Kutcher

We're all living in a casino. It's just Vegas. Everything is on camera. Everything is being recorded. Everything is on audio. The truth is we all have access to everybody else's information.

Bill Hicks

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy...

Lindsay Lohan

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute?

Barry Manilow

There's just no quiet in Vegas.

David LaChapelle

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.

Chelsea Handler

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

Artie Lange

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

Dennis Miller

Branson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth.

Ben E. King

I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.

Herculez Gomez

I wouldn't be able to do this without help. Without help, I'm probably in Vegas working or going to school.

Drew Carey

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

Drew Carey

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

Don Rickles

The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.

Don Rickles

I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.

Eddie Van Halen

I was trying to take the band in a direction that I thought was appropriate, and Roth was trying to take the band in more of a Las Vegas direction. And there he is.

Dane Cook

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

Eydie Gorme

Las Vegas was such a teeny, tiny place.

Kumi Naidoo

You know how they say, 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?' What happens in the Arctic doesn't stay in the Arctic.

Paul Samuelson

There is something in people; you might even call it a little bit of a gambling instinct… I tell people investing should be dull. It shouldn't be exciting. Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.

Paul Samuelson

It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office.

Jenny McCarthy

I don't really go out much at all. But there are times when I'm like, 'I gotta get out.' Then we go to Vegas, and we'll gamble.

Hunter S. Thompson

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.

Ian Ziering

I love coming to Las Vegas. I've always loved it and always had a good time.

Esther Williams

Howard Hughes himself was a regular at the restaurant, and in a way it became his headquarters, too. Howard had recently relocated to Las Vegas, so when he wanted to do business in Los Angeles, he went into the back of our restaurant to use the telephone.

Michael Mina

Guests love to be 'wowed' in Las Vegas. They enjoy and embrace new tastes, new flavors, and they come to expect the unexpected in Las Vegas.

Merv Griffin

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

Mark Zupan

I met Evan Rachel Wood, James Woods, Kevin Bacon at Sundance. Steve Buscemi is pretty laid-back. I met Judy Greer in Vegas, and she was cool.

Norm MacDonald

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

Noel Coward

Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society

George Burns

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

Eoin Colfer

We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

Elayne Boosler

Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - all were imploded.

Holly Madison

I would like to expand my brand to include destinations in Vegas and also become an entertainment news correspondent.