Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dennis Miller

Branson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth.

Chelsea Handler

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

David LaChapelle

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.

Ben E. King

I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.

Artie Lange

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

Eddie Van Halen

I was trying to take the band in a direction that I thought was appropriate, and Roth was trying to take the band in more of a Las Vegas direction. And there he is.

Don Rickles

The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.

Don Rickles

I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.

Drew Carey

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

Drew Carey

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

Rita Rudner

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Vanessa Marcil

I love Vegas. It's like going to Disneyland.

Sigourney Weaver

Secretly, I had always wanted to go to Vegas, and have my own really bad act!

Michael Mina

Guests love to be 'wowed' in Las Vegas. They enjoy and embrace new tastes, new flavors, and they come to expect the unexpected in Las Vegas.

Norm MacDonald

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

Noel Coward

Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society

Mark Zupan

I met Evan Rachel Wood, James Woods, Kevin Bacon at Sundance. Steve Buscemi is pretty laid-back. I met Judy Greer in Vegas, and she was cool.

Max Lucado

Never let the church become a place where it's just a Las Vegas display place for you to show off.

Meg Cabot

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

John Travolta

My road trips have been to Vegas, but you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

John O'Hurley

I've learned a lot about putting a show up in Vegas. You can't just all of a sudden put up a show here and do well. Nobody does.

Penn Jillette

I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing.

Merv Griffin

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

George Burns

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

Eoin Colfer

We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

Barry Manilow

There's just no quiet in Vegas.

Ashton Kutcher

We're all living in a casino. It's just Vegas. Everything is on camera. Everything is being recorded. Everything is on audio. The truth is we all have access to everybody else's information.

Bill Hicks

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy...

Esther Williams

Howard Hughes himself was a regular at the restaurant, and in a way it became his headquarters, too. Howard had recently relocated to Las Vegas, so when he wanted to do business in Los Angeles, he went into the back of our restaurant to use the telephone.

Jenny McCarthy

I don't really go out much at all. But there are times when I'm like, 'I gotta get out.' Then we go to Vegas, and we'll gamble.

Ian Ziering

I love coming to Las Vegas. I've always loved it and always had a good time.

Hunter S. Thompson

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.

Eydie Gorme

Las Vegas was such a teeny, tiny place.