Famous Quotes & Sayings

Diana Williams

his wife recalled. ''I used to say, 'Charlie's asleep.' He was always so calm.

Virchand Gandhi

…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi

William Wycherley

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

Tori Amos

Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try.

William Blake

I have mental joys and mental health, Mental friends and mental wealth, I've a wife that I love and that loves me; I've all but riches bodily.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A woman in a single state may be happy and may be miserable; but most happy, most miserable, these are epithets belonging to a wife.

Ryan Reynolds

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees,

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.

Rodney Dangerfield

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

Rodney Dangerfield

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.

Rodney Dangerfield

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.

Rodney Dangerfield

I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.

Rodney Dangerfield

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

Rodney Dangerfield

Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

Rodney Dangerfield

When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.

Ronnie Wood

I had a fiery affair with George Harrison's wife, Pattie Boyd.

Rod Stewart

You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.

Rod Stewart

She was the first woman who left me. (on his former wife, Rachel Hunter, shortly after their break-up)

Warren Jeffs

So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God.

Winston Churchill

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

W. C. Fields

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.

W. C. Fields

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

Yoweri Museveni

If I kissed my wife in public, I'd lose the next election.

William Goldman

I'm not witch. I'm your wife.

William Goldman

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

William Barnes

Now voe me I can zing on my business abrode: Though the storm do beat down on my poll, There's a wife brighten'd vire at the end of my road, An' her love, voe the jay o' my soul.

Yogi Berra

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

Rudyard Kipling

Literature is a splendid mistress, but a bad wife.

Samuel Johnson

It is as foolish to make experiments upon the constancy of a friend, as upon the chastity of a wife.

Samuel Johnson

A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died; it was the triumph of hope over experience.

Samantha Bee

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.