Quotes about wife
wife sense-of-humor my-wife
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better. Henny Youngman
wife missing my-best-friend
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
wife missing cooking
I miss my wife's cooking, as often as I can
wife my-wife please
Take my wife... Please!
wife cards credit
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
wife cooking dresses
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
wife cards saving
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
wife way remember
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
wife pins
He that takes not up a pin, slights his wife. George Herbert
wife just-being meat
My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest. J. B. Smoove
wife house gardening
My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care.
wife honor infidelity
I understand the phrase "Honor the Women" all too well: the poet has probably a wife of his own, but he prefers to honor another. Franz Grillparzer
wife important miami
My wife and I are living large in our beloved Miami and I'm working on the things that are important to me. Jeb Bush
wife looks ems
When they look back on me I want 'em to remember me not for all my wives, although I've had a few, and certainly not for any mansions or high livin' money I made and spent. I want 'em to remember me simply for my music. Jerry Lee Lewis
wife photograph possession
I have my prized possession in my wallet. That's a photograph of the first words I ever uttered to my wife, and her answer to my question when I asked her, "Will you go out with me?" Jeff Bridges
wife kites strings
My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in.
wife focus together
When I'm working, I'm very purposeful and everything else gets out of focus. Something I've had to work on together with my wife is how to acknowledge each other in the midst of this and keep the relationship going.
wife world want
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?” (…) A sigh of longing. “To be honest, I wanted to be ruler of the entire world. Or the ruler’s trophy wife. Gena Showalter
wife advice wish
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.) "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't Erica Jong
wife tanks needs
I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater Eminem
wife canada feels
I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits. Jason Priestley
wife world married
I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her. Guy Ritchie
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my wife in the back of the head.
wife woke
My wife woke up and said 'holy smoke' -- and she wasn't kidding.
wife taught conservative
I didn't start skiing until I was 50. My wife Lois taught me how to ski. I'm proficiently conservative. Buzz Aldrin
wife likes cash
I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash. James Brown
wife people wanted
Contrary to what people say, my wife never turned me away from the presidency. She told me to reflect on it and do what I wanted. Jacques Delors
wife house dull
It was not the house that grew dull, but I that grew dull in it. My wife was better than all women, and yet I could not feel it. Gilbert K. Chesterton
wife literature alarms
Only towards the end of this process are any of the chapters in fully readable condition, a state of affairs that used to alarm my wife. But Joan's got used to it. Fred Saberhagen
wife people agents
Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher. Jim Bouton
wife office village
I live in Tuxedo Park, N.Y. and spend time in the West Village, where my wife Elizabeth Cotnoir, a writer-producer and documentary filmmaker, has an office. Howard Shore
wife thrones married
A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. Honore de Balzac
wife cooking cheese
I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese. Ice Cube